President Trump and Kim Jong-un's Meeting, Justin Bieber's 25th Birthday - Monologue

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  • Seth Meyers' monologue from Thursday, February 28.
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Comentarios • 404

  • Bob The Builder
    Bob The Builder Hace un mes

    Wow, Justin looks likes he needs some work...

  • mali bu
    mali bu Hace un mes +1

    SINGLE JUSTIN BACK PLEASEEEE!!!

  • Beck Gannon
    Beck Gannon Hace un mes

    seeing stefon still on the desk makes my heart happy lmfao

  • Chris Zealotes
    Chris Zealotes Hace un mes

    Just been to Hawaii....native Hawaiians hate America and are paid crap basic wage coz of US approaches to employment practices. They hate the US approach to health cover too.

  • Anabiya Sikander
    Anabiya Sikander Hace un mes

    happy justin drew bieber,sorry for late

  • Bunchoffuckingbullshit
    Bunchoffuckingbullshit Hace un mes +2

    Fat Man and Little Boy together again.

    • Agent Fungus
      Agent Fungus Hace un mes

      Ha ha! Great comment.
      (But perhaps I shouldn't be laughing, considering the fact those two kooks have nukes.)

  • Shawn Shoptaw
    Shawn Shoptaw Hace un mes

    This report on NC schools is incorrect. Please check your facts!!!
    www.ednc.org/2019/03/04/when-not-getting-it-right-goes-horribly-wrong/?fbclid=IwAR05QmE0UuZfYsFy-lyQ0EuZ179BPvjpZCphTgPZNtzdzHlc1MOQLZEzmug

  • half track mind
    half track mind Hace un mes +1

    O damn talking about. DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE IDIOTS. GET YOUR DAMN DIRTY PAWS OFF THAT PHONE YOU IDIOT. And keep laughing your freedom away.

  • freedom1234573
    freedom1234573 Hace un mes

    Can we all admit tattoos are gross?

  • Joshua Sweetvale
    Joshua Sweetvale Hace un mes

    2:35 Natural selection at work

  • AsmrLover4Tinglez
    AsmrLover4Tinglez Hace un mes

    How tf is this funny.

  • Mark Williams
    Mark Williams Hace un mes

    My sirracha has a bit of taint to it. Hmmmmm.
    Tip your delivery drivers.

  • Katie Curtis
    Katie Curtis Hace un mes

    Haha! I just moved to hawai'i, it's so true!!!

  • Bob Miller
    Bob Miller Hace un mes +1

    Why was the delivery guy arrested when the police SHOULD have arrested the asshole that only tipped him 89 cents?

  • J Owen
    J Owen Hace un mes

    Trump can watch as much television he wants he has no brains left.

  • brandowag3
    brandowag3 Hace un mes

    Leo decaprio dates models and you had a kid in a lobby. Did you name that on axel? I dont care.

  • freetalkn657
    freetalkn657 Hace un mes

    Perfect

  • EuroNoobz
    EuroNoobz Hace un mes

    The Martha Stewart cdb oil joke is stupid you clearly have no idea what it is

  • Mrsqtfactory
    Mrsqtfactory Hace un mes

    How can Bieber be so rich and still look homeless? Dude, take a shower

  • Google Account
    Google Account Hace un mes +3

    North Carolina MS student here. We had a student in fifth grade ask if JFK was named after an airport.

  • -Ivan Loesch
    -Ivan Loesch Hace un mes

    esclips.com/video/zKpmcyhJIVI/v%C3%ADdeo.html Quality!

  • Krysii Somah
    Krysii Somah Hace un mes

    Instead of lowering grades, how about you actually teach the children and have proper resources for those who are struggling

  • deepblue64
    deepblue64 Hace un mes +1

    How is Stefon ?

  • fuckfannyfiddlefart
    fuckfannyfiddlefart Hace un mes

    Legalized marihuana, how to neoliberalise the last resort of poor people for the sake of enriching a few already wealthy capitalists!

  • Sean Mcguigan
    Sean Mcguigan Hace un mes

    3 white slices of dry toast , that’s the jonas brothers

  • Abtadul Haque
    Abtadul Haque Hace un mes

    So bad

  • KISSARRAH
    KISSARRAH Hace un mes

    I used to watch TV all day and my memory was a lot better than it is now. I hardly watch any TV anymore.

  • KISSARRAH
    KISSARRAH Hace un mes

    59% IS PASSING?!

  • Pratik Chiku
    Pratik Chiku Hace un mes

    All the people he made joke of are more rich, powerful and successful than him.

  • randomperson8571
    randomperson8571 Hace un mes

    Hey Seth, fan from Hawaii here. That Hawaii joke killed it. I died laughing. It is true, as a blue state, most of us are relieved that we are far, far away from whatever chaos is currently raging in DC ;)

  • The Ultimate Reductionist

    NC has to lower standards to accommodate hypocritical REPUBLICAN voting CUNTSERVATIVES who want an educated youth but NEVER want to pay for it, because cuntservatives are the most selfish self-entitled crybabies in the universe.

  • The Ultimate Reductionist

    If only the globalist FOSSIL FUEL pushers would stop pushing LIES that all the CO2 humans force into the air is NOT rapidly warming the oceans & atmosphere.

  • IThinkWithMy Dick
    IThinkWithMy Dick Hace un mes +1

    To SnotNow: You mean that made-up manufactured controversy fake news bullshit that Big Fossil Fuels pushed?
    There's nothing important about it.
    What about the CENSORSHIP & CRIMINAL FIRING of CLIMATE SCIENTISTS by GW Bush & Trump?
    What about Exxon-Mobil CENSORING its OWN SCIENTISTS who CONFIRM AGW?

    • The Ultimate Reductionist
      The Ultimate Reductionist Hace un mes +1

      Well said! Worth repeating! (So I will)

      "To SnotNow: You mean that made-up manufactured controversy fake news bullshit that Big Fossil Fuels pushed?
      There's nothing important about it.
      What about the CENSORSHIP & CRIMINAL FIRING of CLIMATE SCIENTISTS by GW Bush & Trump?
      What about Exxon-Mobil CENSORING its OWN SCIENTISTS who CONFIRM AGW?
      "

  • Anass Kadmiri
    Anass Kadmiri Hace un mes

    Who gave this guy a tv show?

  • WildwoodClaire1
    WildwoodClaire1 Hace un mes

    I thought Trump and Kim should have matching outfits, preferably with beanies, thereby looking like Tweedlededee and Tweedlededumbass.

  • WildwoodClaire1
    WildwoodClaire1 Hace un mes +2

    Someday nursing homes are going to be filled with saggy, wrinkled old tattoos.

  • xseqer
    xseqer Hace un mes

    Looks like the Bieb is going to pull a Macaulay Culkin as he gets older...

  • Furious Rivera
    Furious Rivera Hace un mes

    Aaaaaaahhhhhhh my BALLS!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • Carloman M
    Carloman M Hace un mes +1

    No one ever claims Black children are "too Black" and have to be chased down with "Diversity."
    No one ever claims Asian children are "too Asian" and have to be chased down with "Diversity."
    But anti-Whites tell us that White children and ONLY White children are "too White" and must be chased down with "Diversity."
    Diversity means chasing down the last White child.
    Diversity is a codeword for White Genocide.
    Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.

  • Ratarue
    Ratarue Hace un mes

    David Spade could play Justin B.

  • Franz Pattison
    Franz Pattison Hace un mes

    CBD doesn't get you high like THC

  • melissa saint
    melissa saint Hace un mes

    I feel simultaneously surprised the Justin Bieber is that old, and surprised that he isn't older 😕

  • Enrique Palacios
    Enrique Palacios Hace un mes

    😂😂😂

  • TEHRAY
    TEHRAY Hace un mes +1

    2:00 You shouldn't have included the independent country of Taiwan in China's map. STOP KOWTOWING TO AUTHORITARIAN BEIJING!!

  • Magical Ghost
    Magical Ghost Hace un mes

    happy birthday Justin Bieber

  • mytexas days
    mytexas days Hace un mes

    I'm moving to Hawaii, so I don't have to listen to salsa & catplasty stories.

  • panthalassicclassic
    panthalassicclassic Hace un mes +1

    It's like everyone read the same clickbait headline, but couldn't be bothered to read the 5th and last sentence of the article. Of course, scary thing is I've seen teachers in the NC school system complain about how this allows students to shirk responsibility. Disappointing, because none of the writing staff caught their error and because it was easy and lazy to advance the dumb Southerner stereotype.

  • nickrich56
    nickrich56 Hace un mes

    Funny that Canada's most famous Justin is just some celebrity punk .... PM excluded

  • Nigel Simpson
    Nigel Simpson Hace un mes

    As a Canadian, I would ask that you NEVER mention Beiber again!!

  • Anthony Michilot
    Anthony Michilot Hace un mes +2

    I hate how stupid NC is....

    • gene bo
      gene bo Hace un mes +1

      +The Ultimate Reductionist Don't hate Bru.,Pray for the ones still supporting the Orange AGENT for
      Russian, Trump Inc.'s interests. Sad.

    • The Ultimate Reductionist
      The Ultimate Reductionist Hace un mes +2

      I hate how stupid CUNTSERVATIVES are.

  • sprintpg
    sprintpg Hace un mes

    Oh oh.... there’s something up with Justin’s hairline. 😳

  • Bea FreeAll
    Bea FreeAll Hace un mes

    cbd doesn't make you high, doesn't give you the 'munchies' , doesn't give you red eye...seth tsk tsk...so much for the take out menus

  • Martin D
    Martin D Hace un mes

    game outta control hummus boy

  • fred scott
    fred scott Hace un mes

    And if the climate change crowd would do the research yes it is climate change that runs on a 108 + -yr cycle .trees and core drilling rock proove it .but they also think cow farts are killing us

    • The Ultimate Reductionist
      The Ultimate Reductionist Hace un mes +1

      If only the globalist FOSSIL FUEL pushers would stop pushing LIES that all the CO2 humans force into the air is NOT rapidly warming the oceans & atmosphere.

  • user0110
    user0110 Hace un mes

    Dear Seath and Team;
    Thanks for putting orange clown on check. Some day when we are all gone, your work will stand.

  • Autymn Maas
    Autymn Maas Hace un mes

    I mean, the failing score thing actually makes sense. Anything under 30% is failing in other countries. We are the outliers

  • Very Good Boy
    Very Good Boy Hace un mes

    Was this supposed to be funny???

  • Shane Funk
    Shane Funk Hace un mes

    The north carolina story is true. They have to lower the standards to accommodate the negro's, and in Virginia they are having to rap 10th grade English classes. Stay away from these two states or home school your children.

    • Shane Funk
      Shane Funk Hace un mes

      I teach in NC. Yea that pretty much is what it is about. We had gender reassignment day until parents threatened to kill us. Don't have anything to do with republicans. They are having to rap the tenth grade English class to these retarded children. I feel sorry for the non home schooled white children whom mastered a nursery rhyme by the time they were three.

    • The Ultimate Reductionist
      The Ultimate Reductionist Hace un mes +1

      Has nothing to do with negroes. NC has to lower standards to accommodate hypocritical REPUBLICAN voting CUNTSERVATIVES who want an educated youth but NEVER want to pay for it, because cuntservatives are the most selfish self-entitled crybabies in the universe.

  • John Nycto
    John Nycto Hace un mes

    It's an unmeeting now.

  • Mike Perkins
    Mike Perkins Hace un mes +1

    Trump is an abomination of a husband president and negotiator.
    Abominable administration.

  • Chaosmage42
    Chaosmage42 Hace un mes

    ok please check and see if that study has been reviewed because i hate seeing these things were people claim something that hasn't been backed up by repetition studies. i know its for the joke but its important

  • Justina Angela 1 Angel Eva

    Happy birthday Justin wishe you happy, and healthy always 🎂🎉🎈💓😍😍happy 25 years old Justin....

  • Bano Banoo
    Bano Banoo Hace un mes

    can someone please explain the joke of the last Cadbury's chocolate taster? im not american

  • ballsoutballistic
    ballsoutballistic Hace un mes

    Melinda

  • Momica 27
    Momica 27 Hace un mes

    I guess you have to be a pedophile or a Satanist to be on Seth's 2 thumbs up list. Who would care what this freak thinks, realistically .

  • MavenCree
    MavenCree Hace un mes

    ...except cbd doesn't get you high or give you the munchies. thats the tcb.

  • Mary Rose Kent
    Mary Rose Kent Hace un mes

    Fun fact: Hawaii is the remote place on earth.

  • Dee Dev
    Dee Dev Hace un mes

    Horrible takers out there who don’t tip or tip well get what they deserve. Seth who makes lots of money tried to be cheap and take a ride-share to the hospital so his son can be born, that would have made a massive mess in the driver’s car and he would NOT have tipped as usual because he like all the other are totally rapped in themselves. Tired of takers. I laugh when I heard these things happening to takers and users who already have so much, but still try to short change the working man and woman.

  • bjfdog
    bjfdog Hace un mes

    Good writers. Ha! Funny.

  • Zartren
    Zartren Hace un mes +4

    Kim and Trump sitting together looks like a scene from the prologue of a disaster movie.

  • Fukai The Demon King
    Fukai The Demon King Hace un mes

    CBD doesn't get you high. It takes away your high.

  • Brittany Kreider
    Brittany Kreider Hace un mes +5

    Not gonna lie, I was living in Hawaii during the whole confederate flag crisis and the only reason I found out about it was because of my Facebook feed. I was _so_ thankful to be living so far away from all that bullshit. It wasn't even a thing in Hawaii.

  • Ex-legionnaire
    Ex-legionnaire Hace un mes

    When trump tried to say to kim “we don’t bargain”, he prolly said “donde esta la biblioteca”

  • Inferno ❶
    Inferno ❶ Hace un mes +1

    Happy birthday Justin Bieber

  • Jessica Mills
    Jessica Mills Hace un mes

    Yay, Martha Stewart is putting prison skills into play. 😝

  • Vhia Davies
    Vhia Davies Hace un mes

    Come on North Carolina, you're better than that!

  • Pam Timmins
    Pam Timmins Hace un mes +1

    So funny Seth. Trump and Kim Jong Un two scary dads with scary ideas on running their individual countries, Kim is Trump's kind of guy a murderous dictator.....Why would someone butcher a poor animal with plastic surgery? Animal cruelty should be prosecuted fully in my opinion.

  • DarkRoadRun
    DarkRoadRun Hace un mes +2

    New Testitos salsa flavor 👍

  • mrhairston1
    mrhairston1 Hace un mes +3

    Salsa joke missed, should've been guac not hummus

  • Ben Said
    Ben Said Hace un mes +1

    You mean North Korean Dictator *

  • Helge Moulding
    Helge Moulding Hace un mes

    There are two ways to tell when a guy's gotten too old to be cool. One is when he complains that someone isn't wearing a shirt. The other is, of course, when he complains about people who complain about people not wearing shirts.

  • Gail Albers
    Gail Albers Hace un mes +1

    they look like dads in a horror movie

    • Gail Albers
      Gail Albers Hace un mes

      keep going ... you might have the stuff for a blockbuster 🤣 it could be called „Fathers of all Horrors“

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent Hace un mes

      Gail Albers
      The dads of the source of horror in a horror movie.

  • Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.

    Really milking those "hold for applause" moments, huh? Jk. Great show. Keep it up.

  • TJ Burns
    TJ Burns Hace un mes

    You are losing your humor with bad jokes

  • james evarts
    james evarts Hace un mes

    SADF

  • Not Now
    Not Now Hace un mes

    WOW. Seth Meyers has you dumb f***ING retards SO F***ING UNINFORMED AND STUPID, you don't even know how absolutely f***ING RETARDED you are. Meyers. You are going burn in hell for your lies. #SCUMBAG.

  • KAG KAG
    KAG KAG Hace un mes +1

    Don't ever refer to him as president refer to him as Donald Trump Donald Trump

  • Randy Geroux
    Randy Geroux Hace un mes

    🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️🍄🍄🍄🚓🚔🚓⏰🕗🕒⚡⛈⚡🔒🔓🔒

  • Ransack _Girl
    Ransack _Girl Hace un mes

    @0:44 all I could think was, "great create a stigma about CBD"😒

  • Ashton Stone
    Ashton Stone Hace un mes

    The Salsa incident happened in my hometown

  • Sam L
    Sam L Hace un mes

    Martha Stewart is the female version of Donald Trump

    • The Ultimate Reductionist
      The Ultimate Reductionist Hace un mes

      I understand why you said that, but she is nowhere close to Trump's evil & corruption & lack of morality.

  • otterdreaming
    otterdreaming Hace un mes

    #notmyp*llow

  • Ollie B
    Ollie B Hace un mes

    (2:20) I call fake on that report card...an A+ in math and an A- in science *AND* an A in P.E.?
    No way.

  • S Tristan
    S Tristan Hace un mes

    I love living in New Zealand... the furthest away from Washington you can get!

  • bonzo1200 goTrump
    bonzo1200 goTrump Hace un mes

    Looked more like dad and fat grandpa lmfao

  • Jewel Gould
    Jewel Gould Hace un mes +3

    Happy Birthday Justin Bieber I love forever and always!
    I wish you many more years to come!

  • Mr. H
    Mr. H Hace un mes +9

    Poor North Korea- Imagine living in a country where the leader has weird hair, says crazy sh*t daily, and is the laughingstock of the world.

  • Eileen Farrar
    Eileen Farrar Hace un mes +1

    I'm pretty suspect of Mexican restaurant salsa anyway---especially with added pubic hair.

  • William H. Baird
    William H. Baird Hace un mes +3

    Another EPIC FAIL for the Donnie ... Kim said "NO DEAL!" lol

    • Depression Beard
      Depression Beard Hace un mes

      William H. Baird And soon America will say “YOU‘RE FIRED“ 🤞🏻 *fingers crossed* 🤞🏻