Understanding Your Love Language. Jeff Allen

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  • Publicado el 19 mar 2019
  • There is nothing more important in marriage than understanding your love language, unless it's understanding when your spouse wants a hot dog and a soda. Watch "I Can Laugh About It now" by Jeff Allen only at www.drybarcomedy.com/jeffa
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Comentarios • 119

  • Dumb Ass
    Dumb Ass Hace 2 días

    My wife told me she's fat and I said why is that my problem your fat I'm not.

  • salwa Aj
    salwa Aj Hace 4 días

    2:04 !!
    XD

  • Rose Jefferson
    Rose Jefferson Hace 6 días +2

    Absolutely LOVE this comedian's style of funny!!! Clean, real life, and to the point!!!😂😂😂

  • Anthony Gold
    Anthony Gold Hace 6 días +1

    Looool

  • Aseel Fight and care by Ramiz Altaf

    Brilliance on another level

  • SqueezeCuddles
    SqueezeCuddles Hace 7 días +1

    This is hilarious! Couldn’t stop laughing 😆🤣

  • Karen Ryan
    Karen Ryan Hace 8 días

    BAHAHAHAHA 😁❤😁❤😁❤😁❤

  • ralflanding
    ralflanding Hace 10 días

    Are we to take Jeff seriously? Well, he claims to be a comedian; the audience laughs; he has great material and delivery... hey, even I laugh. But where's the shock? I kept waiting for the gratuitous swearing and he never once segwayed from 'How y'all dune ta nite? into a discussion of body parts. Nevertheless I laughed and liked his style. Seems a good man for sure.

  • Sunsetter678
    Sunsetter678 Hace 12 días +5

    This man is GOLD when it comes to marriage advice! LOVE him!

  • Willie
    Willie Hace 12 días

    ***WARNING*** Do not take this man's comedy lightly, I was taking a sip of water from a bottle and nearly choked on a teaspoon of water when I started laughing at the exercise bike joke.
    ESclips, where the heck is the disclaimer message!

  • alphant1
    alphant1 Hace 13 días

    Christianese

  • The Wheelie Kid
    The Wheelie Kid Hace 13 días +1

    get rid of the laugh track

  • Southern Purpose
    Southern Purpose Hace 14 días +2

    He is honestly one of my favorite comedians on this channel! Hilarious 😂

  • nadz _m
    nadz _m Hace 14 días

    looks like old ryland gosling

  • Richtercustoms
    Richtercustoms Hace 15 días

    He needs mgtow in his life

  • SeriousName
    SeriousName Hace 17 días +1

    I can relate. My mom used to call me to let the cat in. She was sitting on the couch holding the other cat and I was in my room.

  • Lina R
    Lina R Hace 18 días +1

    this is absolutely halarious. love it!

  • Deanne
    Deanne Hace 22 días

    Lmfaoooooo......too good toooooooo good

  • Steve 58
    Steve 58 Hace 23 días

    I had to keep going back as I missed bits from laughing at the earlier lines.

  • christi crenshaw
    christi crenshaw Hace 23 días +1

    I love Jeff Allen

  • Kathy Bolyanatz
    Kathy Bolyanatz Hace 24 días +2

    Perfect timing, perfect wording, perfect expressions and motions. Jeff Allen is a comedic genius.

  • Evil Grandma
    Evil Grandma Hace 25 días +2

    Just perfect! He cracks me up!

  • Lonely Ranger
    Lonely Ranger Hace 26 días

    Women have rejected their roles in a relationship which is why they end up alone with 13 cats.

  • suraj punjabi
    suraj punjabi Hace 28 días

    Is he related to Tim Allen?

  • Cole Pabilona
    Cole Pabilona Hace 29 días +2

    Elderly love language. Hysterical!

  • anyi O
    anyi O Hace 29 días +2

    This guy is really funny 😂😂😀👍

  • daniel trahan
    daniel trahan Hace 29 días +1

    Another spineless man subjugated by a woman. Mgtow!

  • Elvisr29
    Elvisr29 Hace 29 días +1

    If they think asking your kids or your husband to get something for you while on the driveway is lazy to have no idea what Latin women are like

  • SundaySchoolNetwork.com
    SundaySchoolNetwork.com Hace un mes +1

    So funny 😂

  • Lindalee Law
    Lindalee Law Hace un mes

    Race for conception!!!!!!

  • Lindalee Law
    Lindalee Law Hace un mes +1

    Live him ! He's hug me so hard it's be like CPR.

  • Queenbee Dat
    Queenbee Dat Hace un mes +3

    This guy is good.

  • Sana Mujahid
    Sana Mujahid Hace un mes +1

    I love this guys delivery.🤣🤣

  • Toa Mataafa
    Toa Mataafa Hace un mes +3

    Love this guy..Jeff Allen🤙

  • kimmi w
    kimmi w Hace un mes

    Check out a call for an uprising on youtube

  • browill9
    browill9 Hace un mes

    Awesome

  • Tracy(:
    Tracy(: Hace un mes

    That's a great book btw!!

  • Andy Andrews
    Andy Andrews Hace un mes +4

    Jeff Allen is the best comedian working today. Technically, he is considered peerless and experienced comics have acknowledged Jeff's superiority for years with little argument. They understand that the best stand-ups present their material with an approach similar to a singer performing hit songs in concert. There is a rise and fall to the perfect delivery that, once found, is presented in the same way every time. To us--the audience--that several minutes of subject matter apparently being explored and related from stage seems fresh and unrehearsed. The thoughts appear immediate; the words articulated crisply and with a daring we suspect has been channeled from a higher plane of perception than the one we are allowed to inhabit. In reality, what we are observing is the "illusion of spontaneity" and Jeff Allen has become the master of that difficult art. If an election were held today in which only comedians were allowed to vote--and no one could vote for themselves--Jeff Allen would win in a landslide.

  • Motley Stew
    Motley Stew Hace un mes +3

    I’M DYING!
    🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

  • Timothy Bucci
    Timothy Bucci Hace un mes +18

    Clean comedy is seldom this good!

  • The Great Bamboozler
    The Great Bamboozler Hace un mes +1

    ...so is this dude related to Tim Allen????

    • The Great Bamboozler
      The Great Bamboozler Hace un mes

      +Melissa Leibold Yup! He needs to show up as a relative on "Last Man Standing"

    • Melissa Leibold
      Melissa Leibold Hace un mes

      The Great Bamboozler no, although they look like they might be related, don’t they?

  • misstrice84
    misstrice84 Hace un mes +18

    My sister is knocked out next to me and I'm trying desperately not to wake her up. I'm muffling maniacal laughs over here.

  • Koogle You
    Koogle You Hace un mes +4

    Jeff Allen youre funny! I'll watch you again. My ex used to tell me our problem was we just spoke different love languages. Honest to god. Thx for the laughs.

  • Jaded Cynic
    Jaded Cynic Hace un mes +1

    I have listened to the married people snivel my whole life. Never understood why anybody would want the government involved in thier relationship. Not happy? Then leave. That attitude has learned me all of the lessons...with none of the alimony, ugliness and child support. I am leaving all of my choices open for when i am old enuff and wise enuff to make good ones.
    Children making lifelong decisions sounds a bit silly.
    "No....that dress does not make you fat....your fat makes you look that way." Thats how I roll. No time for fluff and bull***t.

  • Lielyn Arboladura
    Lielyn Arboladura Hace un mes +8

    His story telling is impeccable!! Love his humor

  • A M
    A M Hace un mes +20

    Jeff, I decoded your parents love language:
    Dad: words of affirmation. "You're so thin"- in cat tongue.
    Feeling validated your mom shows hers: giving a gift of his favorite foods. 😁

  • A M
    A M Hace un mes

    😂😂😂

  • KletoReese
    KletoReese Hace un mes +2

    Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • Patricia Hopey
    Patricia Hopey Hace un mes +3

    English American Sign Language French Cantonese German 3cheers from Canada

  • Kirstine Termansen
    Kirstine Termansen Hace un mes

    Dear denmark
    There jokes and there are danger

  • Kirstine Termansen
    Kirstine Termansen Hace un mes

    Killer nurses

  • Your Dreams won't Die
    Your Dreams won't Die Hace un mes +34

    Sooooooooo funny. A rare talent a comedian that's funny without obsenaties. 👏👏👏👏

  • Saurav Punj
    Saurav Punj Hace un mes

    Deadpool without the mask...

  • T Richardson
    T Richardson Hace un mes +73

    "Trust me he's trying to be as quiet as he can" 😂😂☺️

  • Tabetha Howell
    Tabetha Howell Hace un mes +3

    He should have a day time job talking about him and his wife and their experiences! Love the comedy!

  • Ba B
    Ba B Hace un mes

    His is acts of service.

  • amadeus0123
    amadeus0123 Hace un mes +4

    If your wife says she is fat , man should become a mannequin 😁😁

  • Don Korb
    Don Korb Hace un mes +5

    It just came to me... Apart from the name, Jeff Allen bears a striking resemblance to Tim Allen. Anyone know if they're related? I could only find that Tim Allen has 8 siblings, no names or nothing.

    • Don Korb
      Don Korb Hace un mes +1

      +BigMamaDave X huh, yeah, you're right. For some reason I didn't notice that when looking them up myself. Good catch.

    • BigMamaDave X
      BigMamaDave X Hace un mes +1

      No, I googled them both; not only unrelated to each other, but to anyone named Allen (both use nom de plumes) 😉

  • T38 Talon
    T38 Talon Hace un mes +3

    Mannequin Man... Good to be single... It's safer and cheaper...

  • stephen madl
    stephen madl Hace un mes

    Always hilarious.

  • johnny llooddte
    johnny llooddte Hace un mes +1

    ahahahahhahaha me eat ,,,food

  • chaosawaits
    chaosawaits Hace un mes +14

    I can't believe this guy isn't related to Tim Allen

  • Elga Benedicta
    Elga Benedicta Hace un mes

    Funny man!!! 😂🤣

  • Yvette Daley
    Yvette Daley Hace un mes +2

    I like this guy! Makes me laugh.

  • Zona Wilson
    Zona Wilson Hace un mes +81

    "Haven't moved with purpose since I won the race at conception" - I had to stop the thing and laugh and laugh at that one. That's a funny line.

  • Samuel Meservy
    Samuel Meservy Hace un mes

    1st time I heard him

  • Samuel Meservy
    Samuel Meservy Hace un mes +5

    2007 was the first time I hear him I still enjoy him today

  • Buckaroo Bonsaitree
    Buckaroo Bonsaitree Hace un mes +10

    Funny guy but nope. No man should let his woman take his spine. That was my dad too. Guess what guys, you can keep your spine, balls, and wife. She will respect you all the more for it. Dont buy into it, and if a woman leaves you for keeping your balls she's not worth keeping.

    • Shaun Mallawaarachchi
      Shaun Mallawaarachchi Hace 26 días

      What does taking a spine me

    • Michelle Stam
      Michelle Stam Hace un mes +4

      I seriously doubt this is the actual truth. I think he is overacting it to make the joke work. Thats called stand up comedy.

    • smasheddragon
      smasheddragon Hace un mes

      U obviously don't know this guys story, look into him. Hes honest about what hes done wrong in life

  • E K Daufin
    E K Daufin Hace un mes +13

    Won the race at conception

  • E K Daufin
    E K Daufin Hace un mes +3

    Superior delivery

  • E K Daufin
    E K Daufin Hace un mes

    Cute

  • Regina Garcia
    Regina Garcia Hace un mes +12

    "...of course, now I'm thinking..." Haha

  • wOOd chucker
    wOOd chucker Hace un mes +10

    Buttercup,s pissed!!
    Ha

  • Michael Lomax
    Michael Lomax Hace un mes +1

    Very funny guy ^_^

  • SoliDeoGloria 07
    SoliDeoGloria 07 Hace un mes +1

    I know pathetic lol, But I wish I had a girlfriend...

  • Wouter Cloetens
    Wouter Cloetens Hace un mes +18

    Three people with their spines held hostage by their spouses disliked this video.

    • Wouter Cloetens
      Wouter Cloetens Hace un mes +1

      Jake Browne That is a more accurate description, indeed. :-)

    • Jake Browne
      Jake Browne Hace un mes +3

      No the spine holders disliked it the spinless clicked the mouse

  • T Stanton
    T Stanton Hace un mes +38

    Wow. Continuous laughs. He’s the best

  • Olga L
    Olga L Hace un mes +122

    The spine one cracked me up

    • Mark W
      Mark W Hace 18 días +3

      I have my spine!! .................. but my balls are in her top dresser drawer!

  • Kùi Maina
    Kùi Maina Hace un mes +5

    😂😂😂 i am losing my mind😂😂😂

  • Wendi Watson
    Wendi Watson Hace un mes +2

    😅

  • Rachel McNicol
    Rachel McNicol Hace un mes +40

    Laughed my head off till I cried. I actually sent it to my ex who also found it funny. That was us.

    • alphant1
      alphant1 Hace 13 días

      Abid you’re embarrassing yourself by acting thirsty over the internet. You’re making all induan people look bad and fulfilling a stereotype. Not cool. Be more self aware of your actions and how you present yourself

    • alphant1
      alphant1 Hace 13 días

      Abid shut up

    • Abid Ansari
      Abid Ansari Hace un mes +1

      +Rachel McNicol good sense of humor u possess :-)

    • Rachel McNicol
      Rachel McNicol Hace un mes +4

      It's quite simply guys. I've split up with my ex amicably to the point where we can laugh with each other. Spend Christmas with each other for the sake of the children we get on better as friends (in small doses) than living together. gee. That's a good thing 😉

    • Rachel McNicol
      Rachel McNicol Hace un mes +2

      +Abid Ansari I don't even understand that question? 😜

  • Emil
    Emil Hace un mes +44

    That audience is amazing😂😂

  • Tulika Chandra
    Tulika Chandra Hace un mes +194

    Jeff Allen is one of the coolest, most brilliant stand up comedians ive heard.

  • HUH
    HUH Hace un mes +45

    Jeff Allen is the best.

  • CrossThread Aero Industries

    Great!

  • Ovando Forbes
    Ovando Forbes Hace un mes +65

    This man i so funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • Agent J
    Agent J Hace un mes +12

    Everyone seems so busy making moments, their life story falls apart. How about some goal accomplishment?

  • Escape Reality
    Escape Reality Hace un mes +6

    😂