Understanding Your Love Language. Jeff Allen

  • Publicado el 19 mar 2019
  • There is nothing more important in marriage than understanding your love language, unless it's understanding when your spouse wants a hot dog and a soda. Watch "I Can Laugh About It now" by Jeff Allen only at www.drybarcomedy.com/jeffa
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Comentarios • 172

  • A Lou
    A Lou Hace 17 horas

    I can never really relate or understand when comedians or pop culture make the "old ball 'n chain" jokes. They're funny, but since it's never been my reality where I've had any control in a relationship with a man, it makes me feel left out like I'm abnormal or that the men have always ruled over and abused me because I'm worthless and unlovable. Sorry to take such a dark turn on what is still a hilarious clip, but I was just thinking how sometimes these kind of jokes just always depress me and remind me that any man I dare to get with will be cold, apathetic and controlling towards me. If I ever even *dared* to so much make a request of them, let alone *demand* it, I'd be left in a heartbeat. I'm not worth sticking around for. They only want sex.

  • Lynne Carnivale
    Lynne Carnivale Hace 23 horas +2

    "Something must be bothering Buttercup!" 🤣😂🤣

  • Lynne Carnivale
    Lynne Carnivale Hace 23 horas +1

    "If you were sleeping you wouldn't have heard it!" LOL! God bless!

  • Aryan
    Aryan Hace un día

    3 am in the morning gave me Bill Burr vibes

  • John Duffy
    John Duffy Hace un día

    this guy is hilarious, how havent I heard about him before??????????

  • Suddha Venkat
    Suddha Venkat Hace un día

    ROTFLOL Gosh!

  • Zzzeina
    Zzzeina Hace 2 días

    I love this guy!

  • gerald frost
    gerald frost Hace 3 días

    True humor is a gift. Most comedians today don't even know what it is, presuming insults and crassness are humor. For something to be funny, it has to break the line of safety, and yet be safe. [more accurately, it has to be a violation, and yet safe. For instance puns are a linguistic violation, and yet safe. Absurdity isn't real, and therefore safe. What's yellow and dangerous? Shark infested pudding.] Chimps have a sense of humor too, but they only have one joke: the fake chase by daddy, "Gonna getcha!!" and the baby chimp falls into a pile of giggles. (Okay, maybe two jokes... The first chimp to be taught sign language was riding on the shoulder of her trainer when she peed a flood. When asked why she did that, she signed back, "Funny!") In Jeff's case, the violation is that he breaks the code of silence, but it's safe because his wife isn't there.

    Another theory about humor is you talk about one thing, but gain understanding in another area. "Do these clothes make me look fat?" and the correct answer is, "Do I look stupid?" (stalemate) Absolutely the wrong answer is, "No, dear. Your 16 stone body makes you look fat!" (If you need to look up the conversion between Stone and Pounds, I'll wait while the joke bomb ticks down.) My wrong answer was: "Darling, you're not fat; you're morbidly obese. Fat is more than 15% over ideal body weight. Obese is over 25%, and morbidly obese happens when your body weight is more than 50% above what the chart says is your ideal body weight should be." Apparently accuracy was not my girl's goal.

    And a final thing about humor: it must come from the heart. Noting the absurdity in a relationship, and staying in love anyway is all heart. Thank you Jeff. You done good.

  • gerald frost
    gerald frost Hace 3 días

    Exercise Bike Comment

    Years ago I was in a weight loss program. The University of Florida was doing a rural weight loss management experiment: they wanted to explore the differences in presentation modes, and which were more effective. I got the note in the mail, and I figured it couldn't hurt, so I signed up. Four months later I'm going once a week to a weight loss program. In part because I got ten bucks for showing up, and in part because it was held in the library annex, so it was a good excuse to check out new books on Tuesdays.
    Anyway, here I was, the only guy in a class with twelve chubby women and the director, a perky cheerleader type who'd never weighed more than ideal in her life. I called it "chubby heaven." There was a mother and a daughter there, and they were like unto chubby twins separated by age. They laughed alike, they had the same accent, they dressed alike, and they were both equally adorable. The mother said, "Why would I want to go for a walk around the block, when I'm where I want to be already? I'll go get the mail, I'm not so lazy that I'll drive to the mail box, and that's like two minutes away!" And these gals hit on me! I couldn't make that up; I'm a chubby nerd, and these gals are hitting on me! I went on a walking with one of the gals, and after the walk we went back to her apartment where she cooked hamburgers for me and her ten year old son, who's name was Damien. Nothing naughty happened, not with that chaperone, not holding hands, not kissing, not anything!
    In the corner of her living room was a treadmill, upon which hung clothes drying. We sat on the couch watching Don't Mess with the Zohan, with Damien sitting between us. A good time was had by all: Damien got to stay up late, I got a hamburger, and Bubbles got some attention. (not her real name, of course; but it was indeed her personality type, and the reason I'd agreed to a walk in 90 degree / 100% humidity Florida weather.)
    Anyway, at the next class the instructor said, "The primary use of treadmills is to hold laundry." I was useless for the next five minutes. Even now I can picture Bubbles glaring at me, and I still snicker...
    A mile and a half? You've done better than most, padawan.
    The five languages of love? I read that book back when I was going through my divorce. As I recall the languages are Gifts, More Gifts, Trying to be Heard, I'd Love to Fix Your Car, and Bleeding. I'm fluent in them all.

  • Michael Leister
    Michael Leister Hace 5 días

    what a cac up funny guy

  • P. Susan
    P. Susan Hace 9 días

    "You're fat and we joined a health club." -- I couldn't stop laughing!!!!!

  • Ernie Olivares
    Ernie Olivares Hace 14 días

    All I have to do is look at Jeff Allen to begin laughing. Now I've got a belly ache and its funnier every single time.

  • Stoves Stoves
    Stoves Stoves Hace 17 días

    Too darn funny!

  • Joseph Bloch
    Joseph Bloch Hace 18 días +4

    Things I can never post on Facebook, lest my wife sees it.

  • trebone Jones
    trebone Jones Hace 19 días


  • Robert Kirkpatrick
    Robert Kirkpatrick Hace 20 días

    Hilarious clip!

  • RonSpwan11
    RonSpwan11 Hace 22 días +1

    One of the best comedians i´ve ever seen!

  • Lisa Williams
    Lisa Williams Hace 23 días

    Jeff---u r my VERY FAVORITE!!!!!
    Thanks for the laughs!!!
    My husband and I have been married almost 30 years!!
    U r so relatable!!!

  • Mista Sandman
    Mista Sandman Hace 23 días

    😂😂😂😂 what he said exactly

  • A.D.M Nurseries
    A.D.M Nurseries Hace 27 días +1

    Men empower yourselves and don't stay with the type of women he is describing.

    • MissAmanda B
      MissAmanda B Hace 24 días

      😂😂😂 I pray that this is sarcasm

    • MissAmanda B
      MissAmanda B Hace 24 días

      😂😂😂 I pray this is sarcasm

  • Jamie Ellison
    Jamie Ellison Hace 29 días

    I just don't like this kind of humor. It's so demeaning. My wife and I are partners. Stuff like this makes me sad for people.

    • Candy
      Candy Hace 27 días +1

      Issa joke

  • Slainte Ron
    Slainte Ron Hace un mes

    This guy is Great

  • Jake Bogus
    Jake Bogus Hace un mes


  • David Kim
    David Kim Hace un mes

    I thought it was beautiful too jeff

  • Nima Scolari
    Nima Scolari Hace un mes

    He's actually very good.

  • Ashley Churchill
    Ashley Churchill Hace un mes

    Have to say, I prefer dirty comedy.

  • applebug
    applebug Hace un mes


  • Lovey Ochi
    Lovey Ochi Hace un mes

    i needed this....too funny....how lazy you gotta be 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • ken cohagen
    ken cohagen Hace un mes +3

    Something must be bothering buttercup! And then.... pure hell!

  • krista DeFelice
    krista DeFelice Hace un mes +4

    This is my parents to a T

  • dcbee z
    dcbee z Hace un mes +1

    Yes I'm watching on my phone and laffing!!!! Alot! On the tram! 😄🤣

  • Norma Rodriguez
    Norma Rodriguez Hace un mes +7

    My husband and I are lazy too, call me kids so they can turn off our room light 💡 😂😂 and it’s only like 2 steps away from our bed 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂

  • clips
    clips Hace un mes

    This guy suckd badly

  • Red X
    Red X Hace un mes

    The most fun old man out there 😂

  • Jai Chhabra
    Jai Chhabra Hace un mes

    Love you jeff
    God bless you

  • Jeffrey Finn
    Jeffrey Finn Hace un mes +2

    Jeff Allen is HILARIOUS. I’m in bed watching this Guy with tears of laughter. I’m forwarding to all my buddies.

  • Melinda Young
    Melinda Young Hace 2 meses

    Real funny guy!!!

  • avril raven
    avril raven Hace 2 meses

    Glad to say I know mine. Quality time. All I ask is your time and attention.

  • Robertson - winning all the time

    This is truth

  • Gloria Sheppard
    Gloria Sheppard Hace 2 meses +2

    Jeff Allen....HYSTERICAL😂 and tells TRUTH!👏

  • George Isaak
    George Isaak Hace 2 meses


  • Cary Clan
    Cary Clan Hace 2 meses

    Good stuff.

  • Sheena Winfrey
    Sheena Winfrey Hace 2 meses +1

    Oh my gosh!! This is awesome!! I'm in tears laughing!!! My sides literally hurt from laughing...

  • shivansh gupta
    shivansh gupta Hace 2 meses +2

    This guy is like perfectly aged wine🍷🍷🍷

  • FriedGames
    FriedGames Hace 2 meses +21

    "3 o'clock in the morning, I heard a noise. Here's your spine. Go down and see what it was." ROFL! xD

  • Anthony Anselmi
    Anthony Anselmi Hace 2 meses +51

    "if he tracked mud on the hardwood floor, she'd rip his thyroid out" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Dumb Ass
    Dumb Ass Hace 2 meses

    My wife told me she's fat and I said why is that my problem your fat I'm not.

  • salwa Aj
    salwa Aj Hace 2 meses +2

    2:04 !!

  • Rose Jefferson
    Rose Jefferson Hace 3 meses +73

    Absolutely LOVE this comedian's style of funny!!! Clean, real life, and to the point!!!😂😂😂

  • Anthony Gold
    Anthony Gold Hace 3 meses +1


  • Aseel Fight and care by Ramiz Altaf

    Brilliance on another level

  • SqueezeCuddles
    SqueezeCuddles Hace 3 meses +1

    This is hilarious! Couldn’t stop laughing 😆🤣

  • Karen Ryan
    Karen Ryan Hace 3 meses

    BAHAHAHAHA 😁❤😁❤😁❤😁❤

  • Sunsetter678
    Sunsetter678 Hace 3 meses +49

    This man is GOLD when it comes to marriage advice! LOVE him!

  • Willie
    Willie Hace 3 meses +1

    ***WARNING*** Do not take this man's comedy lightly, I was taking a sip of water from a bottle and nearly choked on a teaspoon of water when I started laughing at the exercise bike joke.
    ESclips, where the heck is the disclaimer message!

  • alphant1
    alphant1 Hace 3 meses


  • The Wheelie Kid
    The Wheelie Kid Hace 3 meses +1

    get rid of the laugh track

  • Southern Purpose
    Southern Purpose Hace 3 meses +9

    He is honestly one of my favorite comedians on this channel! Hilarious 😂

  • nadz _m
    nadz _m Hace 3 meses

    looks like old ryland gosling

  • Richtercustoms
    Richtercustoms Hace 3 meses

    He needs mgtow in his life

    • Richtercustoms
      Richtercustoms Hace un mes

      @spacemonkey340 have way more money and way more peace

    • spacemonkey340
      spacemonkey340 Hace un mes

      No one needs mgtow in their lives.

  • SeriousName
    SeriousName Hace 3 meses +6

    I can relate. My mom used to call me to let the cat in. She was sitting on the couch holding the other cat and I was in my room.

  • Lina R
    Lina R Hace 3 meses +1

    this is absolutely halarious. love it!

  • Deanne
    Deanne Hace 3 meses

    Lmfaoooooo......too good toooooooo good

  • Steve 58
    Steve 58 Hace 3 meses

    I had to keep going back as I missed bits from laughing at the earlier lines.

  • christi crenshaw
    christi crenshaw Hace 3 meses +1

    I love Jeff Allen

  • Kathy Bolyanatz
    Kathy Bolyanatz Hace 3 meses +10

    Perfect timing, perfect wording, perfect expressions and motions. Jeff Allen is a comedic genius.

  • Evil Grandma
    Evil Grandma Hace 3 meses +3

    Just perfect! He cracks me up!

  • Lonely Ranger
    Lonely Ranger Hace 3 meses +1

    Women have rejected their roles in a relationship which is why they end up alone with 13 cats.

  • suraj punjabi
    suraj punjabi Hace 3 meses

    Is he related to Tim Allen?

  • Cole Pabilona
    Cole Pabilona Hace 3 meses +5

    Elderly love language. Hysterical!