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My wife told me she's fat and I said why is that my problem your fat I'm not.
2:04 !! XD
Absolutely LOVE this comedian's style of funny!!! Clean, real life, and to the point!!!😂😂😂
Brilliance on another level
This is hilarious! Couldn’t stop laughing 😆🤣
Are we to take Jeff seriously? Well, he claims to be a comedian; the audience laughs; he has great material and delivery... hey, even I laugh. But where's the shock? I kept waiting for the gratuitous swearing and he never once segwayed from 'How y'all dune ta nite? into a discussion of body parts. Nevertheless I laughed and liked his style. Seems a good man for sure.
This man is GOLD when it comes to marriage advice! LOVE him!
***WARNING*** Do not take this man's comedy lightly, I was taking a sip of water from a bottle and nearly choked on a teaspoon of water when I started laughing at the exercise bike joke.ESclips, where the heck is the disclaimer message!
get rid of the laugh track
He is honestly one of my favorite comedians on this channel! Hilarious 😂
looks like old ryland gosling
He needs mgtow in his life
I can relate. My mom used to call me to let the cat in. She was sitting on the couch holding the other cat and I was in my room.
this is absolutely halarious. love it!
Lmfaoooooo......too good toooooooo good
I had to keep going back as I missed bits from laughing at the earlier lines.
I love Jeff Allen
Perfect timing, perfect wording, perfect expressions and motions. Jeff Allen is a comedic genius.
Just perfect! He cracks me up!
Women have rejected their roles in a relationship which is why they end up alone with 13 cats.
Is he related to Tim Allen?
Elderly love language. Hysterical!
This guy is really funny 😂😂😀👍
Another spineless man subjugated by a woman. Mgtow!
If they think asking your kids or your husband to get something for you while on the driveway is lazy to have no idea what Latin women are like
So funny 😂
Race for conception!!!!!!
Live him ! He's hug me so hard it's be like CPR.
This guy is good.
I love this guys delivery.🤣🤣
Love this guy..Jeff Allen🤙
Check out a call for an uprising on youtube
That's a great book btw!!
Jeff Allen is the best comedian working today. Technically, he is considered peerless and experienced comics have acknowledged Jeff's superiority for years with little argument. They understand that the best stand-ups present their material with an approach similar to a singer performing hit songs in concert. There is a rise and fall to the perfect delivery that, once found, is presented in the same way every time. To us--the audience--that several minutes of subject matter apparently being explored and related from stage seems fresh and unrehearsed. The thoughts appear immediate; the words articulated crisply and with a daring we suspect has been channeled from a higher plane of perception than the one we are allowed to inhabit. In reality, what we are observing is the "illusion of spontaneity" and Jeff Allen has become the master of that difficult art. If an election were held today in which only comedians were allowed to vote--and no one could vote for themselves--Jeff Allen would win in a landslide.
Clean comedy is seldom this good!
...so is this dude related to Tim Allen????
+Melissa Leibold Yup! He needs to show up as a relative on "Last Man Standing"
The Great Bamboozler no, although they look like they might be related, don’t they?
My sister is knocked out next to me and I'm trying desperately not to wake her up. I'm muffling maniacal laughs over here.
Jeff Allen youre funny! I'll watch you again. My ex used to tell me our problem was we just spoke different love languages. Honest to god. Thx for the laughs.
I have listened to the married people snivel my whole life. Never understood why anybody would want the government involved in thier relationship. Not happy? Then leave. That attitude has learned me all of the lessons...with none of the alimony, ugliness and child support. I am leaving all of my choices open for when i am old enuff and wise enuff to make good ones. Children making lifelong decisions sounds a bit silly."No....that dress does not make you fat....your fat makes you look that way." Thats how I roll. No time for fluff and bull***t.
His story telling is impeccable!! Love his humor
Jeff, I decoded your parents love language: Dad: words of affirmation. "You're so thin"- in cat tongue.Feeling validated your mom shows hers: giving a gift of his favorite foods. 😁
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Dear denmarkThere jokes and there are danger
Sooooooooo funny. A rare talent a comedian that's funny without obsenaties. 👏👏👏👏
Love your screen name.
Deadpool without the mask...
"Trust me he's trying to be as quiet as he can" 😂😂☺️
He should have a day time job talking about him and his wife and their experiences! Love the comedy!
His is acts of service.
If your wife says she is fat , man should become a mannequin 😁😁
It just came to me... Apart from the name, Jeff Allen bears a striking resemblance to Tim Allen. Anyone know if they're related? I could only find that Tim Allen has 8 siblings, no names or nothing.
+BigMamaDave X huh, yeah, you're right. For some reason I didn't notice that when looking them up myself. Good catch.
No, I googled them both; not only unrelated to each other, but to anyone named Allen (both use nom de plumes) 😉
Mannequin Man... Good to be single... It's safer and cheaper...
And more boring...
ahahahahhahaha me eat ,,,food
I can't believe this guy isn't related to Tim Allen
chaosawaits same thought
Funny man!!! 😂🤣
I like this guy! Makes me laugh.
"Haven't moved with purpose since I won the race at conception" - I had to stop the thing and laugh and laugh at that one. That's a funny line.
1st time I heard him
2007 was the first time I hear him I still enjoy him today
Funny guy but nope. No man should let his woman take his spine. That was my dad too. Guess what guys, you can keep your spine, balls, and wife. She will respect you all the more for it. Dont buy into it, and if a woman leaves you for keeping your balls she's not worth keeping.
What does taking a spine me
I seriously doubt this is the actual truth. I think he is overacting it to make the joke work. Thats called stand up comedy.
U obviously don't know this guys story, look into him. Hes honest about what hes done wrong in life
Won the race at conception
"...of course, now I'm thinking..." Haha
Buttercup,s pissed!! Ha
Very funny guy ^_^
I know pathetic lol, But I wish I had a girlfriend...
Don't worry, you'll get there!
Three people with their spines held hostage by their spouses disliked this video.
Jake Browne That is a more accurate description, indeed. :-)
No the spine holders disliked it the spinless clicked the mouse
Wow. Continuous laughs. He’s the best
The spine one cracked me up
I have my spine!! .................. but my balls are in her top dresser drawer!
😂😂😂 i am losing my mind😂😂😂
Laughed my head off till I cried. I actually sent it to my ex who also found it funny. That was us.
Abid you’re embarrassing yourself by acting thirsty over the internet. You’re making all induan people look bad and fulfilling a stereotype. Not cool. Be more self aware of your actions and how you present yourself
Abid shut up
+Rachel McNicol good sense of humor u possess :-)
It's quite simply guys. I've split up with my ex amicably to the point where we can laugh with each other. Spend Christmas with each other for the sake of the children we get on better as friends (in small doses) than living together. gee. That's a good thing 😉
+Abid Ansari I don't even understand that question? 😜
That audience is amazing😂😂
Jeff Allen is one of the coolest, most brilliant stand up comedians ive heard.
Jeff Allen is the best.
This man i so funny 🤣🤣🤣
Everyone seems so busy making moments, their life story falls apart. How about some goal accomplishment?