Guacamole - You Suck at Cooking (episode One Hundo)

  • Publicado el 3 dic 2019
  • Guacamole is an avocado's highest honor. Every avocado grows up wishing they could become this transcendent, authentic guacamole. Although authentic is a relative term because it's made differently in different parts of Mexico, let alone different countries, let alone different planets.
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    How to Make This Guacamole
    Step 1: Watch the video
    Step 2: Follow the instructions
    Step 3: Check the description for the recipe
    Step 4: Take 3 avocados and do that stuff to them.
    Step 5: Add in ¾ teaspoon of salt if they're large, ½ teaspoon if they're small, if you're unsure start with a bit and add more later
    Step 6: Throw the cilantro in the trash if you have that genetic defect, otherwise, chop up a handful and throw it in the bowl with the avocado and squeeze a couple lime wedges in then chop up a deseeded tomato and add that in and around ⅓ to ½ cup finely chopped onion and then some jalapeño, don't be a baby, you love jalapeño but don't overdo it or you'll cry like a baby and it will also hurt on the way out.
    Step 7: Get some tortilla chips or eat it with a spoon.
    Step 8: Smash the subscribe button and also follow me on Instagram because I do different stuff there sometimes.
    Step 9: You've worked hard, take a nap why don't you.
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Comentarios • 2 347

  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  Hace un mes +5442

    And pretty much coincidentally, I’ve finally gotten around to making one of those internet websites
    with merch and stuff:
    Can’t thank all of you enough…those of you who have been here from the beginning
    and any of you who wandered in along the way: THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE YOU!

    • Cooking My Way
      Cooking My Way Hace 17 días

      @Jade master 9000 you can smd! Sob 😘

    • Jade master 9000
      Jade master 9000 Hace 17 días

      @Cooking My Way ya know I was WOULD do it but because you're being a cocky basturd I won't do it

    • Cooking My Way
      Cooking My Way Hace 26 días

      @Supernova gamer and your point is? Fresh starting doesn't mean to be bed. If you was trying to say this, you are pointless.

    • Supernova gamer
      Supernova gamer Hace 26 días

      @Cooking My Way yeah u over here with the 63 viewers u got on ur past vid 👀

    • Jebadoiah
      Jebadoiah Hace 28 días


  • The Count
    The Count Hace 4 horas


  • TheJorge2538
    TheJorge2538 Hace un día

    This are good funny videos but let’s this channel is not for cooking...

  • jojobrownie57
    jojobrownie57 Hace un día

    Needs some raisins

  • Prathamesh Chitre
    Prathamesh Chitre Hace un día

    I remember how deastructive his first video ever was

  • Lucas Pollack-Hoyt
    Lucas Pollack-Hoyt Hace 4 días

    I put garlic in my guacamole

  • Eclipse Flix
    Eclipse Flix Hace 4 días

    I like how this was a redo of the first episode, but different

  • DiabloMinero
    DiabloMinero Hace 5 días

    I don't love cilantro, but I don't have that SNP, it just has mediocre texture and tastes like a plant.

  • pepperoni pizza
    pepperoni pizza Hace 5 días

    so your knife was posessed by a chef

  • MJ Guzman
    MJ Guzman Hace 6 días

    I brought it to a party and my cousin said it needed cucumber...

  • sizquirt
    sizquirt Hace 6 días

    I don’t have a roommate

  • Leon Donzo
    Leon Donzo Hace 7 días

    Step 9!

  • Ovidiu Trifanescu
    Ovidiu Trifanescu Hace 8 días

    I love "You Suck At Cooking" please make more videos!🥑

  • Anthony C.
    Anthony C. Hace 10 días

    Why stop at two hits? 👽

  • Nevermore 45
    Nevermore 45 Hace 10 días

    2015: Choppity f*cking chop
    2019: Choppity flopping chop

  • Just a person
    Just a person Hace 11 días

    Watch out for the lime mom...

  • Srinath Koilakonda
    Srinath Koilakonda Hace 11 días

    you're gross!!

  • Jackson Lucas
    Jackson Lucas Hace 12 días +4

    When you realize that episode one hundred and episode one are both quacamole

  • Dragonrewind4152
    Dragonrewind4152 Hace 12 días

    I have an uncle that will make guacamole that will blow your mind!

  • Blackie Chan
    Blackie Chan Hace 12 días +1

    He’s like binging with babish, howtobasic and bill wurtz in one

  • account 112
    account 112 Hace 13 días

    yeah but
    *can you please cut the avocado*

  • Terence Osorio
    Terence Osorio Hace 13 días

    I made a meal with this and 4 of your other recipes, and it was delicious! Keep making these videos, they're great!

  • Cassandra
    Cassandra Hace 13 días

    I got worried when he said raisins

  • Katlin Carrol
    Katlin Carrol Hace 15 días

    Robby sent me

  • c. gwakamole
    c. gwakamole Hace 16 días +1

    All the references to the first episode got me shaking in my boots

  • Sara Winberg
    Sara Winberg Hace 16 días

    Thank you for not cilantro shaming me

  • Mr DaBeaverSharkCookie
    Mr DaBeaverSharkCookie Hace 17 días

    I made this. It was good.

  • Lone Galaxy
    Lone Galaxy Hace 18 días

    Thank you for not adding raisins
    adding raisins is a crime.

  • Fen
    Fen Hace 18 días

    It's sad my sister doesn't like cilantro, it doesn't taste like soap to her, she just doesn't like the smell or taste naturally T-T. I on the other hand have eaten cilantro raw by the small plateful

  • Twi John
    Twi John Hace 19 días

    I love the edits

  • Libelldrian
    Libelldrian Hace 19 días

    G A R L I C ?

  • Aleksandar Volkanovski
    Aleksandar Volkanovski Hace 19 días

    Waaaaaait, you're mom is you roommate?

  • mudokin
    mudokin Hace 19 días

    I am gonna make this tonight for new years tacos

  • Channel 179
    Channel 179 Hace 19 días

    The season finale

  • kriso1997
    kriso1997 Hace 19 días

    Chopity fucking chop

  • Mari N
    Mari N Hace 20 días

    0:55 SO THATS WHY

  • Hunter fishman
    Hunter fishman Hace 20 días +1

    Never tried guacamole with 2 hits of acid, I just use shrooms or DMT in mine!

  • tt Gerv
    tt Gerv Hace 20 días

    wow....that was...quite the experience

  • fishy
    fishy Hace 20 días


  • McMel0ne
    McMel0ne Hace 20 días

    Is the style the video is made in an homage to the guac video from PES?

  • mariela lopez
    mariela lopez Hace 20 días

    I'm so happy you put some Chile and cilantro in your guacamoles 😋 it's part of the Mexican trinity, well at least on my part of the planet 😜

  • LittleLadyBugRug Love
    LittleLadyBugRug Love Hace 20 días

    What if I use a three pronged fork?

  • amp
    amp Hace 21 un día

    Im grateful for the auto chop segment that must have taken a long time

  • Mr Doctor
    Mr Doctor Hace 21 un día +1

    Episode 1 and episode 100 are guacamole

  • Rand Meyer
    Rand Meyer Hace 21 un día +5

    He’s like if binging with babish and howtobasic had a baby
    I’m scared

  • kokoro
    kokoro Hace 21 un día

    i remember i stopped watching because i got mad you didn’t reply to my comment

  • William Hung
    William Hung Hace 21 un día

    Actually you suck

  • Xadoras
    Xadoras Hace 21 un día

    Celandro is the worst thing on earth. Before cancer.

  • Phillip Johnson
    Phillip Johnson Hace 21 un día +2

    me watching;
    me watching:
    video: 4 pronged spoon

  • Samuel Loomis
    Samuel Loomis Hace 21 un día

    To get the pit out of the avocado, you take a very sharp knife and slap the blade into pit. Then the knife will be embedded in the pit. Just turn the knife and remove the pit. Then remove the pit from the knife blade. You suck.

  • techypurple 0914
    techypurple 0914 Hace 22 días


  • Sisowat Sin
    Sisowat Sin Hace 22 días


  • moma joe
    moma joe Hace 22 días

    How come when I stab someone they dont turn into pieces, but when you stab food, it turns into pieces

  • Enrique Mejia
    Enrique Mejia Hace 22 días

    I've never laughed so hard at food being made so poorly well on purpose.

  • Christian Matthew Embler
    Christian Matthew Embler Hace 22 días

    Dude, please please please, get Gordon Ramsey to do a video where he reacts to some of your videos. THAT WOULD BE EPIC!!!!

  • Kellie Fite Turner
    Kellie Fite Turner Hace 23 días

    I just realized... its not a cooking show! Its a Photoshop shop that does cooking on the side

  • Steven
    Steven Hace 23 días +1

    I dont know why but he feels like a love child of jacksfilms and BWB

    • Önder
      Önder Hace 21 un día

      And a pinch of howtobasic

  • Aliagha Mursalov
    Aliagha Mursalov Hace 23 días

    I wanna sleep dammit it’s 5:20 am and I just keep watching random videos on ESclips.

  • Caleb Pearl
    Caleb Pearl Hace 23 días +2

    This channel is like Binging with Babish meets How to Basic

  • Evan Victoria
    Evan Victoria Hace 24 días

    Isn’t just EXTRA avocado salsa?