Jeff Sessions Bids Stephen Adieu

  • Publicado el 8 nov 2018
  • Stephen is forced to say goodbye to the former Attorney General and cookie with the most appearances on the Late Show, Jeff Sessions.
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Comentarios • 2 384

  • Juan Carlos López Padilla

    QUÉEEEeee ., ???.,are you out of your marbles ...!?!?! QUIÉN RAYOS WOULD BE CRAZY OR INSANE ENOUGH TO WANT TO REMEMBER THIS SH..!!! ( “little less”)...RELIVE IT WATCHING AGAIN IN A MOVIE.??? THAT WOULD TRULY ALTER HIS EAGLE .!!!! Let it be by gone’s be “LEARN AND LIVE PEOPLE “!!!!!! 😌 respect and amor is what we need NOT hate 🥰

  • Lori Morse
    Lori Morse Hace un mes

    stephen ate jeff sessions lol

  • Nate Davies
    Nate Davies Hace 3 meses

    Telltale Heart reference? (in tennis announcer voice) *Point Colbert*

  • Uaine Diabhal
    Uaine Diabhal Hace 5 meses

    Whenever we dump Trump & his degenerate pals, we HAVE TO give him another reality t.v. show; HIS EXISTENCE is too goddamn funny

  • Rudy Hicks
    Rudy Hicks Hace 7 meses

    Trump's normal way to work. Fire someone who is supposedly doing their job and replace them with a more crooked puppet! Surrounding himself with all the great people. Once again proving what a great bussinessman you are. You don't disappoint!

  • The Forgotten Place
    The Forgotten Place Hace 7 meses

    Lmao im from mobile😂😂😂

  • doug keyes
    doug keyes Hace 8 meses

    As they say that's the way the cookie crumbles oh so satisfying wasn't it Stephen oh yea......😉

  • ꧁Giraffe Abortion꧂
    ꧁Giraffe Abortion꧂ Hace 8 meses

    I love that Stephen is so loved that something as mundane as wiping biscuit off his hands raises an applause.

  • Cheryl McWhorter
    Cheryl McWhorter Hace 8 meses

    Nice touch having the most racist elf have chocolate filling. Good show!

  • Alexander Fisher
    Alexander Fisher Hace 8 meses

    That's not Jeff Sessions, why could you only book his cousin Ernie Sessions?

  • H Chahal
    H Chahal Hace 8 meses

    The keebler cookie crumbles just like Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions's career, just right away. 😅😅🍪🍪

  • Elena Christian
    Elena Christian Hace 8 meses

    Anybody else think, "For the love of god, Montresor!"

  • Tucker Bowen
    Tucker Bowen Hace 8 meses

    same reason Kavanaugh was picked

  • Gerardo Delgado
    Gerardo Delgado Hace 8 meses

    Anybody else noticed how much Colbert enjoyed disintegrating/crushing the cookie/sessions with his hand?

  • Ondřej Věříš
    Ondřej Věříš Hace 8 meses

    Where is my Hunger Games segment? I think I deserve it.

  • patricia lafountain
    patricia lafountain Hace 8 meses

    Neurosurgeons Discover A Breakthrough 'Brain Enhancing' Phenomenon

  • Kazimierz Bosman
    Kazimierz Bosman Hace 9 meses

    B.B 77

  • edo 7ensei
    edo 7ensei Hace 9 meses

    The presidency got too much power and now a grifter is abusing it. I hope that's how it reads in the history books.

  • Erica Love
    Erica Love Hace 9 meses

    So.. If they cut the funding on the investigation, can we start a Go Fund Me?

  • awakeamericanow
    awakeamericanow Hace 9 meses

    For as long as Mr Trump is in the White House, comedians, satirists, cartoonists, have a gift which will never stop giving

  • Rui Alexandre
    Rui Alexandre Hace 9 meses

    Epic joke at the end. Again, jokes writing themselves, but it's the acting that makes them shine.

  • celtic domain
    celtic domain Hace 9 meses

    A "dumb Southerner"? That sounds like it could be a Freudian slip by "Mr. High IQ Big City". Everyone else he refers as: "low IQ"....attach name here ________. But Trump gets more specific with Sessions. Just a little glimpse into the true psyche of the biggest opportunistic manipulator in our history. He only cares about what others can do for him, while secretly calling them "dumb" with the specific noun of "Southerner" (if he says it out loud then what are we to make of his non verbalized thoughts?) There's nothing new under the sun for those who know how this narcissist thinks, not just when he yells out his standard prepubescent putdowns or the phony "tough guy/smarter than everyone" shtick, but things like "dumb Southerner" in a weak moment of raw honesty. "I could commit murder and they (those who he considers "dumb") will still vote for me". Unspoken translation: "I got these dumb a$$e$ around my finger and can do anything I want". He will use anyone except Putin to further his highest priority.....HIM.

  • W N
    W N Hace 9 meses

    Sessions is off to smoke the biggest joint he can find.

  • W N
    W N Hace 9 meses

    Whitaker is being sued and investigated on a $26 million fraud case. So, this crook and politically biased 'attorney' is going to be attorney general...hmmmm. Just another lame meathead who enjoy juicing up and power lifting. Macho man! He's giving all weight lifters a bad rep.
    Can his lips be any browner from kissing Trump's ass on TV?

  • Casson Scowcroft
    Casson Scowcroft Hace 9 meses

    Whatever happened to the hungry for power games? There’s so much material!

  • Evilcabaal
    Evilcabaal Hace 9 meses

    .."...and that's the way the cookie crumbles. "

  • what what
    what what Hace 9 meses

    I don't think cutting the investigation's budget will work. Muller will finish the investigation regardless of whether he gets a pay check. That's what good normal people do. When I worked for the VA Hospital and all the many many times the republicans shut down the government, we still showed up for work. That's what non sociopaths do, but Trump wouldn't know that. Lots of lawyers and investigators would work pro bono.

  • Super Luminal Probability Cloud

    Disgusting. Only in America could have wealthy guy control his own investigation only in America

  • Elaina Kae
    Elaina Kae Hace 9 meses

    That pos also said judges need to have a biblical view of justice or they are not fit to serve. Ugh..

  • hope dean
    hope dean Hace 9 meses +1

    I'm sorry but Trump straight up called his attorney-general a dumb southerner and yet his southerner supporters (which is most of them) don't flinch?

  • LadyZubat
    LadyZubat Hace 9 meses

    how could stephen not eat the session's cookie?

  • Lo Chi
    Lo Chi Hace 9 meses

    i guess stephen never let anyone go in his career?

    • Philip K
      Philip K Hace 9 meses

      Certainly not Jeff Sessions.

  • Maxon214
    Maxon214 Hace 9 meses

    No time to say farewell the fallen

  • Genie Last
    Genie Last Hace 9 meses

    Nice Telltale Heart reference 😂😂😂

  • Adam Martin
    Adam Martin Hace 9 meses

    That cookie crumbling scene was a little dark.

  • Geoff Marsh
    Geoff Marsh Hace 9 meses

    When will Colbert setup a GoFundMe for the Mueller investigation. That should pay for the investigation 3 times over.

  • Erin Elliot
    Erin Elliot Hace 9 meses

    I don't get it...a Caucasian Eminem? You mean TWO Caucasian Eminems?

  • nlpnt
    nlpnt Hace 9 meses

    I thought Stephen was going to eat the cookie.

  • Jackie Binns
    Jackie Binns Hace 9 meses

    This freak is going down !!! Thank god for the dems !!!

    CHICKEN KURRY Hace 9 meses

    So we’re just ok with our president hiring family and people from TV...

  • Veritas Nunc
    Veritas Nunc Hace 9 meses

    Sessions made some very bad calls but I am glad he recused himself from the Russian investigation, thus greatly annoying Trump.

  • Sarah Kofman
    Sarah Kofman Hace 9 meses

    He is a twat but he accurately knew the law guys

    • Philip K
      Philip K Hace 9 meses

      Which is exactly how he knew when to recuse himself.

  • Richard Pasquin
    Richard Pasquin Hace 9 meses

    a very poor excuse for a human being but KARMA is just around the corner !

  • lissa leggs
    lissa leggs Hace 9 meses

    Odds Sessions ends up with plea agreement?

  • Aurora 131313
    Aurora 131313 Hace 9 meses

    Can't we pay for Mullers lynch mobb? Like we might have to pay for Mexico wall.

  • Jessica DeNittis
    Jessica DeNittis Hace 9 meses +1

    Then Whitaker stormed the stage to consume the literal crumbles of Sessions in the world's most blatant metaphor.

  • railspony
    railspony Hace 9 meses

    Vladimir oh Vladimir, how could you be so cruel.

  • Very fine people on both Sides Blake

    Good for you Racist sessions; now you know how it feels to be treated like crap!

  • Ivanhoe Sanchez
    Ivanhoe Sanchez Hace 9 meses


  • Futuroscope Weber
    Futuroscope Weber Hace 9 meses

    Actually Sessions is lucky, safe landing from a sinking boat

  • job lot
    job lot Hace 9 meses

    i like watching americans getting questioned on you tube,about their country ,or other countries or just about any topic,they are not just dumb they are the dumbest

  • srivera28 rivera
    srivera28 rivera Hace 9 meses

    Are we like trump now? Do we bully people, do we make fun of physical appearance, and do we call people nasty names?

  • jessica rosario
    jessica rosario Hace 9 meses

    All the WH employees look miserable,exhausted,they look drained very old,always walking on eggshells around the orange stain of this country

  • Songs Mirth
    Songs Mirth Hace 9 meses

    It just gets more nuts and more nuts. This guy is doing what Brett did. The was the only one in the whole Judicial system whose selling point was that he pretended that a President was above the law. And since Bush they've kept him around! And Trump needed him so the corrupt Republicans forced him in. And to keep the jobs they paid for in the Cabinet the deal is that they back Trump up no matter what he does illegally or immorally to our nation. This guy made noises because he like Brett, Mike Pence, Joe McCarthy too found his nitch and knew Trump was going to fire Jeff so he had layed the ground work for becoming a very important person. To him anyway. Like Brett, I've never heard of this guy in my life! And I'm in my sixties. This is how people are getting jobs now. Men mostly. They know Trump prefers men so they see an opportunity and figure a way to get Trump's attention. Trump would have never sought this guy out. He doesn't care about the government. He just cares about his addiction of making up rallies. No rallies to go to now so instead of Sarah handling the press conference, he does. Attention is what he's addicted to. Boy, did he goof up. But think about it. How close to Trump is that girl that she would have the guts to try to take that microphone away from that man!! What kind of relationship does she have with Trump that SHE is protecting him?? Who is she anyway?? Let me guess. Another intern???? Oh boy. What is Trump doing with an intern that she feels brave enough to do something like this in front of a room full of professionals? And why didn't Trump try to stop her? I remember another intern in Clinton administration. He was a womanizer too who had sex in the Oval Office. hummm Guess I have a dirty mind. I do know that he now takes staffers WE are paying for to go with him to rallies to cheer and clap for him. He's that insecure and that desperate to get attention he can't get any where else. And he's drinking again. He looks like he's got a headache. And all the while the grown ups are doing what a President should be doing while Trump does his own thing. This is beyond pathetic. And of course he'll never admit it because he killed his conscience long ago. And he still making up stats as he goes. They say he averages ten lies a day. He's like Sarah. . incapable of telling the truth. A minister's daughter. Evil. Pure evil and I don't take that word lightly. :( Songs

    • job lot
      job lot Hace 9 meses

      your grammar is like a five year not much can be read into anything you don't know, because you don't know much.correct your spelling and proof read for your silly mistakes,young boy.

  • Ozler Gurpinar
    Ozler Gurpinar Hace 9 meses

    Whittecker, crime boss. Contract killer

  • Ozler Gurpinar
    Ozler Gurpinar Hace 9 meses

    Meant never liked him, racist, trator

  • Ozler Gurpinar
    Ozler Gurpinar Hace 9 meses

    Jeff never stopped supporting Trump.. I am glad he is gone. Never
    Inked hip, never

  • Gregory Parrott
    Gregory Parrott Hace 9 meses

    Did I get this straight?...Peter Strzok, Deputy Assistant Director of Counterespionage responds to a private text which is critical of trump. He in turn is grilled by republican congressmen for hours, accused of being biased and summarily FIRED despite two decades of exemplary service. Yet, Whitaker, who has openly criticized Mueller's investigation and has suggested cutting its funds is HIRED without so much as a hearing?

  • His Blood
    His Blood Hace 9 meses

    have your laughs while you can dems, you won't have them long

    • Philip K
      Philip K Hace 9 meses

      Because they'll suddenly be silenced by secret nuclear missiles.

  • Velsyum
    Velsyum Hace 9 meses

    I'm not a republican... but when you call someone childish...and then mock the way he speaks for comedic're no different than him

  • Miriam Lizeth Figueroa Hernandez

    A cookie 😂

  • Jonathan Wolff
    Jonathan Wolff Hace 9 meses

    That Poe reference was absolutely brilliant!

  • Carolyn Grinberg
    Carolyn Grinberg Hace 9 meses

    Trump in decompensation? He sure sounds like it. "the failure to generate effective psychological coping mechanisms in response to stress, resulting in personality disturbance or disintegration..." "Golly, how the truth will out" PS Should have used one with vanilla filling

    • job lot
      job lot Hace 9 meses

      @Carolyn Grinberg carolyn people are being stupefied, the failure of the young ,i.e millennial''s to stop asses and address the information they are spoon fed by the corrupt media barons,will eventually lead to a point of no return,America has a momentous responsibility to call time on the constant barrage of propaganda that will eventually lead to the type of relationships internally that can only lead to the death of a once great ideal,i am of course speaking of democracy as it should be,free thinking people ,making great decisions,for the advancement of human kind,i currently see a few hundred billionaires trying to coerce the people of the united states into total turmoil,the old adage divide and conquer comes to mind,right now it is a non stop barrage,and these billionaires have their soldiers waging war on all fronts,until the average person calls time on them the division and carnage will not stop.there call is hate thy neighbour,yell and scream and hit and kick them until they submit,to the will of the few to the detriment of the many.

    • Carolyn Grinberg
      Carolyn Grinberg Hace 9 meses

      @job lot I concede that point. People would rather commit "ad populum" than work their brains. I still maintain it is a typical human response to complexity to over-simplify - an outgrowth of the logical process of induction.

    • job lot
      job lot Hace 9 meses

      @Carolyn Grinberg Na it's americans,truthfully i dont fear russia china or any other enemy as much as i fear the complete lack of critical thinking in american society,if they can lie and cheat there own people no one else is safe,from your politicians i find there rhetoric,very disconcerting,both sides of your political landscape is mired in collusion,the billionaires in your country have way too much sway,the dems are particularly violent in their approach,bipartisan thought is not in their vocabulary

    • Carolyn Grinberg
      Carolyn Grinberg Hace 9 meses

      @job lot Could we amend that to "most Americans"? And them have a sequel in which "Americans" is replaced with "people"? Ta.

    • job lot
      job lot Hace 9 meses

      americans wouldn't know the truth if it were loaded into a howitzer and shot up your arses with prior knowledge,in fact americans are so dumb,they believe any thing their chosen shepherd says without so much as a sideways glance,to see if their being F%^%$ hilary a dem she is so honest,she wouldnt lie cheat and fraud,there is not one honest politician on gods green earth,you dimwit

  • Curtis Lund
    Curtis Lund Hace 9 meses

    Farewell to AG Jeff Sessions. I will gladly smoke a freshly rolled fatty in honor of your departure. Maybe now you can have the time to read a book about the benefits of marijuana? Former Speaker of the House John Boehner is waiting on your call.

  • TheTalshiar
    TheTalshiar Hace 9 meses

    The neoliberals new favorite person, a reactionary former southern senator. How telling.

  • Michael Robert
    Michael Robert Hace 9 meses

    We should separate little Jeff from his parents at the border.

  • Dee Young
    Dee Young Hace 9 meses

    And a one more, "I do not recall." LOL! Damaging to the country, Russia!@! I am screaming!@

  • teesha foster
    teesha foster Hace 9 meses

    He has been shamed!

  • teesha foster
    teesha foster Hace 9 meses

    Evil begats eeville

  • teesha foster
    teesha foster Hace 9 meses

    I wonder what it was like for hom and i wondet if he thought about all the times he mistreated blacks in Alabama...hmmmm i wonder

  • jo son
    jo son Hace 9 meses

    It's just a SEASONAL job for Jeff Sessions, make recuse and your excused, misfit will hit the road.

  • センパイ
    センパイ Hace 9 meses

    It's beyond me why people support and care for Trump when he doesn't even care about the people supporting him. People are completely brainwashed.

  • Puttentane Same
    Puttentane Same Hace 9 meses

    Bye bye KKKeebler Elf...Matt Nazi Bullethead will obstruct justice cheerfully for his Don the Con.

  • Lawrence Chen
    Lawrence Chen Hace 9 meses

    How did we overlook the fact that Whitaker himself is under investigation by the FBI, which he now oversees? That's a conflict of interest is there ever was one

  • Chris Roze
    Chris Roze Hace 9 meses

    Americans have a very curious way of seeking justice. Do they not see the obvious conflict of interest here? Very curious indeed.