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@Danny. why are you arguing with me when I speak Chinese? who said I used Google? jesus christ. like learn how to research, you could use a wide variety of sources to see that guy is wrong including searching on baidu and looking at image results. how do you even automatically assume I'm not a native Chinese speaker when I am??? like use some critical thinking
@Jennifer Byers not sure if you were questioning what he said or correcting him, but he types out in chinese 一笼饺子 in the video itself and he's correct in the usage. if he was ordering boiled dumplings it would be 一盘水饺 or 一盘饺子
@Rachel He (the comedian) commented later that his pronouncication is off because he doesn't speak chinese anymore regularly and he spoke it much more precisely when he lived in China. Your native language is one of the most difficult to learn (because of various reasons like single-syllable words which can mean up to 7 different things based on the tone, several tone patterns for same combination of syllables and very complicated character/writing system) and you native chinese speakers are all over here in comments telling how worse "the westerner" is pronouncing chinese. (Mandarin, I assume? I know there are like 12 different languages in China sharing the same hanzi character system) My native language (Finnish) is difficult for example germanic languages speakers to learn for other reasons, but I'm happy every time a foreigner even TRIES to learn and speak it....
Lololol I speak Korean and I remember a group of Chinese people came in our restaurant and my coworkers were like “speak to them in Korean!!!!” And I was like “????? They clearly stated they’re visiting from Beijing” my coworkers thought the languages were similar enough for them to understand 🤦🏻♀️
If it was japanese and Korean I’d get it! It took me years to differentiate them (I speak neither) but Chinese sounds SO DIFFERENT!!! How could you! It’s like saying italian and french sound the same.
@Loserexactly, like there's this word in my native language which is "mangkok" and it means "bowl" but in japanese "mangkok" means....the girls secret untouchable part
it's amazing how many people think Korean and Chinese are exactly the same. I am learning Korean now and my mom and friends refer to it as Chinese all the time... I have corrected them so many times.... it's tiring lol
Happend to me too. I lived in Korea for 1 1/2 years and back home i was out with a few friends in a sushi restaurant. When i could not read the Japanese parts on the menu and the decorations they said i lied lol.
Vietnamese waitress be like: We’ve beaten the Chinese and we’ve beaten the American, what makes you think we can’t beat up a hybrid? Edit: For all American, Chinese, and Vietnamese keyboard historians: The person you’re debating with will not give a crap about your opinion, y’all believe in what you want to believe and that’s OK. Take a deep breath, relax, don’t let someone you’ll never meet in your life ruin your day.
Wow you just give a 2000 years historical debate, mate! And for the records to some of you in the comment section, Vietnamese and Chinese are totally different people! Han people originally from the north of Viet people and invaded Viet land from long ago
@Elias 🍌 imagine being the one asking where i learned my history lessons after I have commented nothing but FACTS!!! So bro where did you learn how to read?!!?
THIS HAPPENED TO ME OH MY GOD. I speak Japanese and me and my mom went to a nail salon and as the nailists started speaking Vietnamese my mom goes “you better watch out my daughter can speak Japanese” …that was the last time I got my nails done with my mom
Similarish story. I used to be able to speak pretty good Japanese. When we went to Japanese restaurants as a family my dad would also try and get me to order in Japanese. But the staff were never Japanese 😂 usually Korean or Chinese. Lucky I never took his advice and listened to them speak in their own language first haha
This hit me hard cuz I can speak Spanish and my grandma will always be like "order are food in Spanish" like grandma this is a taco bell and the girl taking are order is named Braxtlee-ann
At one point, while I was starting to learn Spanish (I still am), I had to order food for my family because we were in a Cuban restaurant and the waitress barely spoke English (we were in Miami). Later, I apologize to the waitress for my Spanish, and she told me it was very good lol.
Now how the hell do two parents come up with a name like Braxtlee-Ann? Are people really so bored with their lives these days that have to come up with names that'd normally only appear in fiction at best? Lmfao
ROFL, shit. That reminds me of time my friend James wanted his girlfriend to flex her language skills & order in Japanese.. when we were in a Korean restaurant. Her and I spent about 30min giving James a history lesson & why if she'd done that, it flat out would have ended very poorly for us. for multiple reasons.
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Hold on what? Usually people know what kind of food they go to eat so Vietnamese cuisine was known. And he could have asked if they spoke Chinese before actually ordering. I know it’s jokes, but they have to have some level of realism to be funny.
I had thought maybe you mis-pronounced something and the waitress understood it as something wildly explicit and offensive, but it just turns out, the vietnamese really hate chinese, or perhaps just being mistaken for them.
"you realize we're banned from that Vietnamese place right?" LMAOOOOOO Yes I understand you saw the video jeez excuse me for finding the punchline funny af.
@Dinh Mai I don’t think so tho, most of us don’t even hate American anymore. on the contrary, Vietnam is one of the most pro US nations in the world. Maybe, we are “brainwashed” to hate the Chinese but history stand true that we were invaded the most by the Chinese. And the most recent invasion into Vietnam is not from the US. It’s from China. It would be weird if there’s no friction between two nations.
The first 4 words are pretty accurate. Very Mainland Chinese style of pronunciation (I’m speaking on behalf Malaysian and Singaporean Chinese point of view.)The last part, most Native speakers might be “ huh? 😟” but knowing the context, some of us might probably get it.
Tbh, he got everything except the dumplings right, which is already pretty impressive Even the dumplings are correct but just with the wrong tone (it's supposed to be Jiăo zi for anyone who's wondering, he mixed up the two tones)
@Delti Becker it's kind of like if you went into a Popeyes and tried ordering a sandwich with Zulu tongue clicks except even worse because the Vietnamese and Chinese really, REALLY do not like each other
Actually, native Chinese speakers usually use "盤" (dish) or "份" (serving) for dumplings. Also, at some restaurants , dumplings are calculated by "兩" (50 grams) so sometimes "兩" is used.
honestly im chinese and i struggle with learning chinese like i can speak it but its hard to write essays with it 🥲 and like chinese ppl dont rlly say stuff formally so like idk which one to use
I feel this. I speak some Japanese, and the last couple times we went to a Japanese restaurant, My parents were like "you should talk to the waiter in Japanese!" It always makes me uncomfortable, because there's no guarantee the waiter will also speak Japanese....
idrk why, but I just remembered a pretty recent thing: so I was walking to the bathroom, and one of us bumped into each other, so I instictively say "sorry" in English idk if I had a particularly strong English accent, but for some reason the lady seemed to be staring at me like I said sth weird, so it made pretty me conscious... (I'm Chinese and currently in Hong Kong but grew up in the UK) [I'd say British, but no one's told me I have a strong British accent,, although I've also recently been told I speak 'proper' English - whatever that's supposed to mean - I don't rly know why everyone's been asking me to read English...]
LMAOAOAOO this happened in the place i worked at for a few months (im vietnamese) and there was this college student I assumed and tried to speak what little Japanese they knew, then Chinese, then AMERICAN
I believed you when you said you spoke Chinese the minute you told your dad is was a bad idea I was like “Pops thinks all Asians look alike and they’re probably at KBBQ 😂😭”
@Jordan Cambridge This is one of the stupidest things I've ever read. None of the Asians, blacks or natives I've known look anything alike, not even the ones who are related to each other. You either need glasses or an ass-kicking. I'm betting on the latter.
@Jordan Cambridge yup, a lot of us "white" people are mixed af. Maybe that's why we're called "white people" I'm Irish, Brit, French and Cherokee Indian, so I find being called a color aggravating 🙃 20yrs ago we were called mutts 😂 lol
A lot of people hear the word " cage" as the unit when he is trying to order dumpling, which isn't wrong. That unit is used when you are ordering dimsum because the container that holds dimsum is called "cage".
That is a compliment to an audience when a comedian believes they will be smart enough to get the primary AND secondary joke. The secondary? The Vietnamese have historically been treated horribly by the Chinese.
Basically, this guy learned to speak Chinese and then realized he has no reason to be able to speak Chinese, so he made a dumb joke about it in his stand up
For who not know China and Vietnam are 2 different countries and they hate each other in some point! _ I born in Vietnam and China language are not well known in Vietnam at all !
When people know I am Arab, then speak to me with Egyptian, Levantine, or Khalejee and I am like, bro, I am Maghrebi I can only speak Darija Arabic. That really upsets me. Or when they proceed to say I love Shawarma or Baklava, and I am like, for fk sake. I am ARAB MAGHREBI, North African, not Arab from Asia!!!! We don't have similar cultures, not languages. I can totally understand how that Vietnamese woman felt. Totally relatable.
“Vietnamese place” also him : speaks Chinese if you dont understand then here : vietnamese people maybe close to china and a few million years ago it was a part of china but Vietnamese people speaks Vietnamese not Chinese😂i know it because im from VietNam
This is me speaking Spanish but instead my friends get shocked, they forgot that u can be white and look hella white and still be Hispanic and speak Spanish 😅 so they always go “oh really, than say something in Spanish” like what do u want me to tell u
“a bag of jeao zi” 😂 it’s “a plate (or whatever it’s served on at the restaurant, my mom would serve hers on a little boat when she had a restaurant before she sold it) of “jao ze”
I can relate. I studied Japanese for a couple of years and have started to finally continue my studies again. The amount of times people ask to translate Chinese and Korean things annoys me.
@uncle piccafro more like they don't speak tree language bro :)))) We welcomed many uninvited invaders to a "pleasant" journey in the jungles after all :)))
Weird because most of the Vietnamese restaurants here (Malaysia) speak Chinese to communicate for some reason 😂 and they are native Vietnamese based on their accent.
I just realized the one thing that separates "pro" comedians from amateurs is their ability to lie. I could tell you were lying, while the greats make everything seem like it actually happened. Just some advice.
My dad is white, but he lived in china for about a year teaching English, and he’s a linguist. His pronunciation is actually amazing and at one point he eavesdropped some server referring to him to their friends as “ghost demon” and he responded “table for 4 please” 😅
I knew a Vietnamese in 1980 when I worked at a college his family were supported the American forces the north Vietnamese were coming to kill his family so they had a last dinner the had the kid all draw straw he got the short one and all the family’s money he came to America the rest of his family committed suicide so they wouldn’t be tortured and killed
For who not know China and Vietnam are 2 different countries and they hate each other in some point! _ I born in Vietnam and China language are not well known in Vietnam at all !
@Jimsbrandnew22 its mainly the thousand years of colonization by china that some viets have a bad relation to china. but that's not the case for all, I'm not sure abt russia tho.
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His Chinese is actually understandable. The inflections are all wrong, but you can tell by context what he was saying.
Eww Chinese
@Danny. why are you arguing with me when I speak Chinese? who said I used Google? jesus christ. like learn how to research, you could use a wide variety of sources to see that guy is wrong including searching on baidu and looking at image results. how do you even automatically assume I'm not a native Chinese speaker when I am??? like use some critical thinking
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as a native mandarin speaker, I can tell the pronunciation was not bad.
@Jennifer Byers not sure if you were questioning what he said or correcting him, but he types out in chinese 一笼饺子 in the video itself and he's correct in the usage. if he was ordering boiled dumplings it would be 一盘水饺 or 一盘饺子
As a Vietnamese I can confirm this is true and completely relatable 🗿
Pls explain
as another vietnamese i laughed my ass so hard when reading this 💀
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Thanks. Some of the accented letters I've never before seen anywhere ☺️
@StarlingKnight It's Vietnamese
@IsAppearanceThatMatterTho
Is this vietnamese?
My ESclips app gives auto-translate to english but doesn't tell what the source language is
As a Chinese from a Chinese household that uses Chinese as a main form in communication, his pronunciations and the way he said is was near perfect.
@Rachel
He (the comedian) commented later that his pronouncication is off because he doesn't speak chinese anymore regularly and he spoke it much more precisely when he lived in China.
Your native language is one of the most difficult to learn (because of various reasons like single-syllable words which can mean up to 7 different things based on the tone, several tone patterns for same combination of syllables and very complicated character/writing system) and you native chinese speakers are all over here in comments telling how worse "the westerner" is pronouncing chinese. (Mandarin, I assume? I know there are like 12 different languages in China sharing the same hanzi character system)
My native language (Finnish) is difficult for example germanic languages speakers to learn for other reasons, but I'm happy every time a foreigner even TRIES to learn and speak it....
also chinese. he has an extremely heavy american accent
What’s the joke is that it was Vietnamese
@Ero that’s what was implied with my comment…
@Rachel that's because. . . He isn't a native speaker. Crazy I know
Lololol I speak Korean and I remember a group of Chinese people came in our restaurant and my coworkers were like “speak to them in Korean!!!!” And I was like “????? They clearly stated they’re visiting from Beijing” my coworkers thought the languages were similar enough for them to understand 🤦🏻♀️
If it was japanese and Korean I’d get it! It took me years to differentiate them (I speak neither) but Chinese sounds SO DIFFERENT!!! How could you! It’s like saying italian and french sound the same.
@tutkallia ugh the ignorance🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ i hope you don't stop correcting them
@Loserexactly, like there's this word in my native language which is "mangkok" and it means "bowl" but in japanese "mangkok" means....the girls secret untouchable part
@tutkallia yeah I’m learning it right now and my parents always refer to it as Chinese
it's amazing how many people think Korean and Chinese are exactly the same. I am learning Korean now and my mom and friends refer to it as Chinese all the time... I have corrected them so many times.... it's tiring lol
Happend to me too. I lived in Korea for 1 1/2 years and back home i was out with a few friends in a sushi restaurant. When i could not read the Japanese parts on the menu and the decorations they said i lied lol.
and they must've knew you actually went to KOREA and not JAPAN, which are two different countries
Vietnamese waitress be like: We’ve beaten the Chinese and we’ve beaten the American, what makes you think we can’t beat up a hybrid?
Edit: For all American, Chinese, and Vietnamese keyboard historians: The person you’re debating with will not give a crap about your opinion, y’all believe in what you want to believe and that’s OK.
Take a deep breath, relax, don’t let someone you’ll never meet in your life ruin your day.
@FluFFyPenGuin 60 seconds writing that comment and about 30 more writing this, not much of an effort. I got nothing to do anyway
@IsAppearanceThatMatterTho it's not worth your effort to try and explain anything to this comment section.
Wow you just give a 2000 years historical debate, mate! And for the records to some of you in the comment section, Vietnamese and Chinese are totally different people! Han people originally from the north of Viet people and invaded Viet land from long ago
@Dennis Chi bro china literally invade the border first and kill innocent people 🤦
@Elias 🍌 imagine being the one asking where i learned my history lessons after I have commented nothing but FACTS!!! So bro where did you learn how to read?!!?
THIS HAPPENED TO ME OH MY GOD. I speak Japanese and me and my mom went to a nail salon and as the nailists started speaking Vietnamese my mom goes “you better watch out my daughter can speak Japanese” …that was the last time I got my nails done with my mom
Parents always do this, especially americans parents
@Ila Winterburnthats why i always go out by myself, like just me having the time of myself, not with friends nor anyone
@EnhypenIsAestheticpeople are judgy, so yeah
You better watch out my father was in the war
id cry
Similarish story. I used to be able to speak pretty good Japanese. When we went to Japanese restaurants as a family my dad would also try and get me to order in Japanese. But the staff were never Japanese 😂 usually Korean or Chinese. Lucky I never took his advice and listened to them speak in their own language first haha
This hit me hard cuz I can speak Spanish and my grandma will always be like "order are food in Spanish" like grandma this is a taco bell and the girl taking are order is named Braxtlee-ann
At one point, while I was starting to learn Spanish (I still am), I had to order food for my family because we were in a Cuban restaurant and the waitress barely spoke English (we were in Miami). Later, I apologize to the waitress for my Spanish, and she told me it was very good lol.
braxtlee-ann LMFAO
Now how the hell do two parents come up with a name like Braxtlee-Ann? Are people really so bored with their lives these days that have to come up with names that'd normally only appear in fiction at best? Lmfao
lmao
@S F 🙄
ROFL, shit. That reminds me of time my friend James wanted his girlfriend to flex her language skills & order in Japanese.. when we were in a Korean restaurant. Her and I spent about 30min giving James a history lesson & why if she'd done that, it flat out would have ended very poorly for us. for multiple reasons.
As a Vietnamese I agree that you totally deserve this result
That was such a good setup and punchline. That took me out for a good minute 😂
I've been doing Chinese since first grade but I always worry that I'm messing something up.
Im holding my laugh cuz my wife is asleep. That was one of the best twist ever.
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Hold on what? Usually people know what kind of food they go to eat so Vietnamese cuisine was known. And he could have asked if they spoke Chinese before actually ordering. I know it’s jokes, but they have to have some level of realism to be funny.
The part that impressed me was that he really researched and knew that Vietnamese people really hate China
Yep that right Vietnam really hate China in some point
I had thought maybe you mis-pronounced something and the waitress understood it as something wildly explicit and offensive, but it just turns out, the vietnamese really hate chinese, or perhaps just being mistaken for them.
I’m gonna be happy when I go to seeing you in crowds like this to a whole crowd of people.
"you realize we're banned from that Vietnamese place right?" LMAOOOOOO
Yes I understand you saw the video jeez excuse me for finding the punchline funny af.
@Clogged Toilet Gaming I’m Azerbaijani thx for commenting that lol ik it’s something small but it made me happy for some reason
@De Jere they found it funny. Its a normal thing to do. I do it in real life all the time
@Jeppe Lærkesen no its an independent country
@Dinh Mai I don’t think so tho, most of us don’t even hate American anymore. on the contrary, Vietnam is one of the most pro US nations in the world. Maybe, we are “brainwashed” to hate the Chinese but history stand true that we were invaded the most by the Chinese. And the most recent invasion into Vietnam is not from the US. It’s from China. It would be weird if there’s no friction between two nations.
@Kampfingenieur it’s extra funny for me cause us Vietnamese are quite anti-china
The first 4 words are pretty accurate. Very Mainland Chinese style of pronunciation (I’m speaking on behalf Malaysian and Singaporean Chinese point of view.)The last part, most Native speakers might be “ huh? 😟” but knowing the context, some of us might probably get it.
Random fun fact: I’m Vietnamese (and speak it fluently, I just can’t say some words but I can speak most of it) and I also speak a little Chinese
Me as a Vietnamese will definitely kick him out of my restaurant 😂
It’s actually accurate as a person that knows Chinese
Tbh, he got everything except the dumplings right, which is already pretty impressive
Even the dumplings are correct but just with the wrong tone
(it's supposed to be Jiăo zi for anyone who's wondering, he mixed up the two tones)
Appreciate that
Sadly only a few of my friends would understand this joke LMFAO very intelligent joke and so many levels
I don't even speak Chinese yet i understood what he said 💀
as a Vietnamese person, I can confirm this happens all the time.
Our bad dude lol
As a Chinese, I can confirm his Chinese was actually legit.
@69 hunter 😘 can you speak any other language besides sensitive snowflake liberal? I’m assuming not
@flybid learn to type properly first, kiddo. 🙄
@Scummy Mummy something with dumplings
@Delti Becker it's kind of like if you went into a Popeyes and tried ordering a sandwich with Zulu tongue clicks except even worse because the Vietnamese and Chinese really, REALLY do not like each other
@Delti Becker probably because they're vietnamese not chinese hahah i think someone else mentioned about a war as well
I am learning Mandarin Chinese at school and I can understand what he is saying but his tones are slightly off in my opinion :) but very good 👍
The fact that he used "笼" is pretty impressive.
How is that impressive? That’s like the least impressive thing ever no shit it has that feature
I would use 屉 instead.
Which one is that 💀
Actually, native Chinese speakers usually use "盤" (dish) or "份" (serving) for dumplings. Also, at some restaurants , dumplings are calculated by "兩" (50 grams) so sometimes "兩" is used.
what's the english equivalent?
honestly im chinese and i struggle with learning chinese like i can speak it but its hard to write essays with it 🥲 and like chinese ppl dont rlly say stuff formally so like idk which one to use
"you realize we're banned from that Vietnamese place right?" LMAOOOOOO
I feel this. I speak some Japanese, and the last couple times we went to a Japanese restaurant, My parents were like "you should talk to the waiter in Japanese!" It always makes me uncomfortable, because there's no guarantee the waiter will also speak Japanese....
idrk why, but I just remembered a pretty recent thing:
so I was walking to the bathroom, and one of us bumped into each other, so I instictively say "sorry" in English
idk if I had a particularly strong English accent, but for some reason the lady seemed to be staring at me like I said sth weird, so it made pretty me conscious...
(I'm Chinese and currently in Hong Kong but grew up in the UK)
[I'd say British, but no one's told me I have a strong British accent,, although I've also recently been told I speak 'proper' English - whatever that's supposed to mean - I don't rly know why everyone's been asking me to read English...]
@Chewy
😂😂😂
Exactly! but mandarin for me
@xe dunno. Stranger things have happened.
Damn man, he just wanted his son to flex his skills man...
That’s to funny your dad had no clue that two different cultures and languages 🤣🤣
It translated to:
“Hello waiter can I have a cage of dumplings.”
No, “long” means the bamboo thing that people keep their dumplings/baozi inside
@Charlotte Montel Yes I get it, my point still stands. I want a cage full of dumplings.
Not a cage a plate
Not gonna lie I would inhale a cage of dumplings
@Sai Sai Oh. Oh god- 👀😖
i get mistaked for a chinese person and when my friends hear they say "bro hes vietnamese" and then i say im both.
As a vietnamese this happened to my mom 😂😂😂😂
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That means: hello waiter we want a basket of dumplings😅
LMAOAOAOO this happened in the place i worked at for a few months (im vietnamese) and there was this college student I assumed and tried to speak what little Japanese they knew, then Chinese, then AMERICAN
As a veitnamese person.... I can relate with the waitress
How I feel when my dad asks me to order macarons from the Fr*nch bakery, in German.
These stand up Comedy shorts rarely make me laugh. This is the 1st time a stand up short made me laugh 😆😆😆. This is very good
I’m Chinese myself but I barely know the language (like 1%) 😭. I do have a question though, do you speak Cantonese or Mandarin? Just curious 👀
I believed you when you said you spoke Chinese the minute you told your dad is was a bad idea I was like “Pops thinks all Asians look alike and they’re probably at KBBQ 😂😭”
I assumed it was something like a panda express where if anyone spoke Chinese it was just the cooks or something.
@Jordan Cambridge This is one of the stupidest things I've ever read. None of the Asians, blacks or natives I've known look anything alike, not even the ones who are related to each other. You either need glasses or an ass-kicking. I'm betting on the latter.
@Jordan Cambridge yup, a lot of us "white" people are mixed af. Maybe that's why we're called "white people" I'm Irish, Brit, French and Cherokee Indian, so I find being called a color aggravating 🙃 20yrs ago we were called mutts 😂 lol
@Jason Blanton Same with literally every race. Except that south east Asians are pretty different from east Asians
Lefabrication is spreading
A lot of people hear the word " cage" as the unit when he is trying to order dumpling, which isn't wrong. That unit is used when you are ordering dimsum because the container that holds dimsum is called "cage".
Those measure words are mad tricky
Wow, that many American viewers actually got this joke? Gives me hope...
I knew what the punch line was before he ever ordered the dumplings.
This crowd laughed and had no idea why 🤣
That is a compliment to an audience when a comedian believes they will be smart enough to get the primary AND secondary joke.
The secondary? The Vietnamese have historically been treated horribly by the Chinese.
As a white guy who is a panda express veteran he is speaking perfect Chinese. 😂🤣
"Hey Joe"
The damn flashbacks💀😭
Bro wtf you doing here you lost or something?
His chinese is actually really impressive
I love this. Understanding the culture enough to make actual good jokes out of ethnics. You earned a sub bro
My stomach told me that you meant he earned something from Subway
@SER JAIME LANNISTERthis phrase haunts me wherever I go on the internet I always see this shit 💀💀💀
@SER JAIME LANNISTER makes you wondering if Google can do the same.
Bing chilling 🥶
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Why would your father believe you can speak fluent Chinese if you didn't grow up speaking it? Isn't that kinda obvious
Basically, this guy learned to speak Chinese and then realized he has no reason to be able to speak Chinese, so he made a dumb joke about it in his stand up
As a Chinese, I confirm his Chinese is quite good
in fact he really can speak Chinese, at least for the show, I can understand what he said, cool
that poor waitress was probably so upset LMFAOOOO
@Icemen i swear I'm a Vietnamese living here for more than 20 years. And your comment somehow made me question my entire identity. Great job!
For who not know China and Vietnam are 2 different countries and they hate each other in some point!
_ I born in Vietnam and China language are not well known in Vietnam at all !
@Icemen AAAAaasa as a Vietnam , Chinese not common like you thing 🙃 The real second language of us it English!!!
@Icemen as a vietnamese person, only some elders speak it, and they’re usually immigrants from china
@Icemen wait really?
Me As a vietnamese... this is too funny cause we might actually will do that 😂
Im chinese myself and i think yea his chinese is understandable but not the most accurate
When people know I am Arab, then speak to me with Egyptian, Levantine, or Khalejee and I am like, bro, I am Maghrebi I can only speak Darija Arabic. That really upsets me. Or when they proceed to say I love Shawarma or Baklava, and I am like, for fk sake. I am ARAB MAGHREBI, North African, not Arab from Asia!!!! We don't have similar cultures, not languages. I can totally understand how that Vietnamese woman felt. Totally relatable.
Rob you are wrong, to build a universe the right way you need to have a solid foundation from the start which the DC never had!!!!
One time my Vietnamese friend thought I said she was from China and she was so hurt, I had to explain that that I wasn’t saying that at all!
“Vietnamese place”
also him : speaks Chinese
if you dont understand then here : vietnamese people maybe close to china and a few million years ago it was a part of china but Vietnamese people speaks Vietnamese not Chinese😂i know it because im from VietNam
his voice and intonations reminds me of pete davidson lmao
so the joke is if you speak chinese to a vietnamese waiter you get kick out of the restaurant? okay.......
This is me speaking Spanish but instead my friends get shocked, they forgot that u can be white and look hella white and still be Hispanic and speak Spanish 😅 so they always go “oh really, than say something in Spanish” like what do u want me to tell u
What the waitress heard was:
Waitress how are you? Can I order both of your dumplings.
The thing is, there's no such thing as a "Chinese" language it's either called Cantonese or Mandarin
Finally someone that knows how to pronounce beijing!
“a bag of jeao zi”
😂
it’s
“a plate (or whatever it’s served on at the restaurant, my mom would serve hers on a little boat when she had a restaurant before she sold it) of “jao ze”
That was one funny joke😂
Last time I ordered something from a waitress I asked her for a fur burger
I can relate. I studied Japanese for a couple of years and have started to finally continue my studies again. The amount of times people ask to translate Chinese and Korean things annoys me.
I mean, if it's Chinese, you should be able to get a vague understanding, at least when trying to read it.
Vietnamese waitress was like in her head “naw bruh this bish”
As a Vietnamese-born citizen I died of dying 💀
@The Heist he knew that’s why he was hesitant to order.
@uncle piccafro more like they don't speak tree language bro :))))
We welcomed many uninvited invaders to a "pleasant" journey in the jungles after all :)))
@The Heist probably because they don't speak it goofball
Bro how could they not over hear any vietnamese from people in kitchen or anything like that
Weird because most of the Vietnamese restaurants here (Malaysia) speak Chinese to communicate for some reason 😂 and they are native Vietnamese based on their accent.
Same thing as saying konnichiwa in a taco shack
when talking more than a language becomes a personality
Joke credits to Jimmy O Yang as he originally told this at his "Good deal" special. You can search it up.
vietnamese is one of the hardest language to learn as an english speaker
Wow your Chinease is actually really accurate and nice
It’s a Vietnamese restaurant! I love this story!
As a Chinese, I'm impressed.
"Uhh....Dad we're at panda express"
Underrated comment
@My puppy and me smh, you're one of them
@LJLlol same I thought of that joke and remember
@Erick Mejia no their not 💀
@My puppy and me they don't exist, they're people in costumes sent by the Chinese government to spy on others
I just realized the one thing that separates "pro" comedians from amateurs is their ability to lie. I could tell you were lying, while the greats make everything seem like it actually happened. Just some advice.
Doubtful. No Vietnamese waitress would utter the words WTF, especially to a customer. Plus, why would you speak Chinese to a Vietnamese woman?
That's awesome 👌
damn am crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Dude I’m from Detroit”-guy on karate kid
Also that doctor from Modern family
Lmaooo u got me that was good
lol
I’m from Michigan- Girl from Mean Girls
@Sllumpy
Okay. So, the 5th film.
My dad is white, but he lived in china for about a year teaching English, and he’s a linguist. His pronunciation is actually amazing and at one point he eavesdropped some server referring to him to their friends as “ghost demon” and he responded “table for 4 please” 😅
I knew a Vietnamese in 1980 when I worked at a college his family were supported the American forces the north Vietnamese were coming to kill his family so they had a last dinner the had the kid all draw straw he got the short one and all the family’s money he came to America the rest of his family committed suicide so they wouldn’t be tortured and killed
Some tones were wrong but it came out better than I thought.
Me literally understanding what he said bc I'm in Chinese class
🤣my wife is Vietnamese and she would definitely laugh at this
@Morrn Manderson bro the us set up a puppet government, send troops and weapons to attack the north
For who not know China and Vietnam are 2 different countries and they hate each other in some point!
_ I born in Vietnam and China language are not well known in Vietnam at all !
@Jimsbrandnew22 russia has never evaded us, we're good allies, unlike china
@Jimsbrandnew22 its mainly the thousand years of colonization by china that some viets have a bad relation to china. but that's not the case for all, I'm not sure abt russia tho.
So?
Biggest plot twist ever, but yeah that made sense.
Hehe Chinese isn’t that bad after all I’ll stay in china (where I was born) for now-
When I'm in a portugues restaurant and my friends tell me to order in spanish:
Facts.