Beto O'Rourke's Presidential Campaign, Obama's March Madness Bracket - Monologue

  • Publicado el 19 mar 2019
  • Seth Meyers' monologue from Monday, March 18.
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Comentarios • 329

  • Jerzy Feliks
    Jerzy Feliks Hace 3 meses

    January 20th?

  • DON Zoller
    DON Zoller Hace 3 meses

    Another week off, your only on four daze as it is!! Just like your show

  • Black Cracka
    Black Cracka Hace 3 meses

    Can Seth Meyer's ratings be any lower?

  • Dadz Coin
    Dadz Coin Hace 3 meses

    Today I figured out why there are so many folks throwing their hats into the ring for the 2020 Presidential election. It's pretty much the last above line Expense this dolt's new tax law will allow.

  • Inquisitive Cameron
    Inquisitive Cameron Hace 3 meses

    Next week... Trump calls Bernie's hair crazy and laugh.. laugha... funny looking.

  • T Slap
    T Slap Hace 3 meses

    Is this the guy that was made fun of for talking with his hands from the guy that talks with his hands?

  • John F
    John F Hace 3 meses

    Good on the writers for getting in that subtle jab on Beto’s campaign financing and climate change, they know the oil companies made those donations lol

  • James Smithe
    James Smithe Hace 3 meses

    Trump took pains to hide his High School records so that tells you something, doesn't it?

  • GDPops
    GDPops Hace 3 meses

    Obama thought he was King of America and his obedient minions acted as his surrogates in the deep state DOJ and other government agencies like the IRS. Many of these minions are still employed and actively working against our President's administration. *2020 - DEFEAT SOCIALISM -- Vote The New Democrat Party Out!*

  • Oh!
    Oh! Hace 3 meses +1

    Biden is a hero
    Trump is a dumbass stupid asshole idiot head... I mean zero.

  • Gary S. Seth
    Gary S. Seth Hace 3 meses

    Bernie Sanders and The Battle of The Beto Bulge - " Nuts " ( expletive deleted ) , I say !

  • Eric Woodard
    Eric Woodard Hace 3 meses

    I'm not liking the late hosts going after beto. Don't get me wrong, they have every right and it's not unfair, I just feel like they pushing Bernie.

    • donHooligan
      donHooligan Hace 3 meses

      anyone with half a brain is on Team Bernie.
      he was literally cheated in 2016, and if that happens again...America is done.

  • NexisFilms
    NexisFilms Hace 3 meses

    Fun Fact : 30% of people took 2 seconds to get that joke .
    The rest didn't get that joke .

  • John O
    John O Hace 3 meses

    VOTE Blue!! GOP swamp has got to go

    • Charlie Chaplin
      Charlie Chaplin Hace 3 meses

      John O vote Bernie...corporate funded democrats have got to go!

  • William Kahley
    William Kahley Hace 3 meses

    6 more years folks 🤣

  • zzyzxy1
    zzyzxy1 Hace 3 meses

    That mother f ....r calling someone low I.Q.
    HIS I.Q. is down to 19

  • Priscilla Jimenez
    Priscilla Jimenez Hace 3 meses

    This is unusual...there were quite a few jokes I actually didn't get...😕

  • poptart6662012
    poptart6662012 Hace 3 meses +2

    dems went with a compromise, centerist canidate in hilary last election, we saw how that worked. sorry beto- we get bernie this time!

    • Charlie Chaplin
      Charlie Chaplin Hace 3 meses

      poptart6662012 I am hopeful that a lot of people who wanted to vote Bernie but were (lied to) convinced by the media that he wasn't electable will not make the same.mistake in 2020.
      Bernie 2020.

  • GusVIII
    GusVIII Hace 3 meses +3

    Bernie is walking the walk

  • OddOneOut665
    OddOneOut665 Hace 3 meses

    Why'd he leave out New Zealand???

  • omechron
    omechron Hace 3 meses

    Beto refused to release the number of individual donors, suggesting it mostly came from large donations from corporations and superpacs. Don't be fooled. Also, he took money from Exxon Mobile, so only vote for him if you want 4 more years of doing fuckall about climate change.
    Save us, Bernie!

  • Jalen
    Jalen Hace 3 meses +1

    Love Beto the Bernie bros and Trumptards both try to trash him and fail everytime. You don't see him throwing any other candidates under the Bus either.

    • Charlie Chaplin
      Charlie Chaplin Hace 3 meses

      Jalen Barber All policies Bernie is PROVEN on. Why take a chance with some new kid? A new kid who has taken a lot of money from special interests and been a friend to the ruling class???

    • Jalen
      Jalen Hace 3 meses

      @Charlie Chaplin Decriminalization of Marijuana, Medicare for America, Paying a living wage, Universal Pre K, Treatment for those affected opioids, a womans right to choose. Expanded and enhanced Universal background checks, a path to Citizenship for Dreamers, and an end to U.S support for the war In Yemen, and criminal justice reform. This Is what he's gave detail on, I think he'll be able be able to even get Republicans to fall In line behind them.

    • Jalen
      Jalen Hace 3 meses

      @Charlie Chaplin Beto's policy platform comes out on March 30th when campaign season officially starts. His style of politics about bringing people together. I haven't see anyone else on the field like him. Things are so bad where I live, In Florida, to the point were people hate each other.

    • Charlie Chaplin
      Charlie Chaplin Hace 3 meses +1

      Jalen Barber Why love Beto? What policies are the most important to you and why do you think Beto will be effective at addressing them?

  • Just Human
    Just Human Hace 3 meses +1

    Folks, dumpf is actually a woman. She is an angry, pissed off woman dealing with PMS. Now everything dumpf does makes sense. All the cribbing, complaining and nagging at the American people like a shrew!!!!

  • beepeeb clickcilc
    beepeeb clickcilc Hace 3 meses


  • Seelar Barhoum
    Seelar Barhoum Hace 3 meses

    Beto 2020

  • Florida Fly Fishing
    Florida Fly Fishing Hace 3 meses +4

    Still with Bernie!

  • Billy Hunter
    Billy Hunter Hace 3 meses

    Is the Wharton School Finance involved in the college admissions scam? Please check

  • Brette Mahan
    Brette Mahan Hace 3 meses

    He's trying to limit student loans so students are forced to get private loans with outrageous interest rates instead.

  • Mary Rose Kent
    Mary Rose Kent Hace 3 meses

    That match joke was great!

  • Lars Saint Morning Glory
    Lars Saint Morning Glory Hace 3 meses +13

    Did Sanders really let his staff unionize? That's friggin awesome

    • Lars Saint Morning Glory
      Lars Saint Morning Glory Hace 2 meses +1

      @姚澜 I guess others don't care as much

    • 姚澜
      姚澜 Hace 2 meses +2

      I'm surprised no one else has done that before him...

  • Jeremy Gregorio
    Jeremy Gregorio Hace 4 meses +4

    Beto won't release how many donors he had. It's pretty obvious why. It's mostly big donors.
    It'd only take about 2200 donors at the max donation.
    Point is, Beto has no grass roots support. He's another establishment type like Hillary before him.
    If by some chance the establishment crams him down our throats Trump'll steamroll him

    • Mark Hunt
      Mark Hunt Hace 3 meses

      Jalen Barber- No, I am a Bernie Sanders person. Donald Trump is the most despicable man ever to occupy the office of president. He is even worse than Jackson.

    • Charlie Chaplin
      Charlie Chaplin Hace 3 meses +2

      Jalen Barber Uh huh. How is it even conceivable someone with super low poll numbers would raise millions from an army of small donors?
      His whole."rollout" seems entirely contrived....especially the fact that he just outraised Bernie.
      Too.convenient. Let's see those numbers!!!!!!

    • Jalen
      Jalen Hace 3 meses +1

      Just like during the Senate campaign you'll get proved wrong by the fiance reports on march 30th. You sound like Trumptards making claims without proof. You only have to wait ten days.

    • Mark Hunt
      Mark Hunt Hace 3 meses +2

      There is an interesting article in the Washington Post about Beto's ties to big money. You are completely correct in that he would be a disaster for the Democrats if nominated.

  • Sylvia Amador
    Sylvia Amador Hace 4 meses

    Back off Beto O’Rourke, you’ll lose a viewer. Health care - Network - FOX, great. Just please, no foul remarks on Beto, to know him is to love and truly respect HIM?

  • zkeeglist
    zkeeglist Hace 4 meses +1

    "Let's get to the news..."....heh...I always look forward to that phrase...

  • bliss amidst chaos
    bliss amidst chaos Hace 4 meses +2

    y'all ready for this?

  • Χλωμό αναβάτης

    A worthless person, a wicked man, goes about with crooked speech, winks with his eyes, signals with his feet, points with his finger, with perverted heart devises evil, continually sowing discord; therefore, calamity will come upon him suddenly; Proverbs 6:

  • lalo san
    lalo san Hace 4 meses

    Bernie 2029

  • Dianab b
    Dianab b Hace 4 meses +2

    In the title is Beto and Obama... What a dream team

  • Stephen Ethredge
    Stephen Ethredge Hace 4 meses

    All these dummies on the democrats side running for president God help us if of those dummies win

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent Hace 3 meses

      Stephen Ethredge

    • Stephen Ethredge
      Stephen Ethredge Hace 3 meses

      @Mary Rose Kent sorry to disagree but after the last we had a gem

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent Hace 3 meses

      Stephen Ethredge
      The least worthy among them would be a blazing star compared with the 🍊🍄💩 currently in the White House.

  • fisher king
    fisher king Hace 4 meses +2

    Beto: the Coyote ugly candidate 😁😁😁

  • Sara Srinivasan
    Sara Srinivasan Hace 4 meses +2

    Damn, too late, said lory laughlin

  • Peter Brandt
    Peter Brandt Hace 4 meses +18

    I read all your comments, but you have to give Trump that, he has an undoubtable expertise on low IQs. For example, you have to be real truffle pig, to find someone like Betsy DeVos.

  • Nightsgrow
    Nightsgrow Hace 4 meses +5

    What the heck, the first candidate to allow his staff to unionize?? That’s not something the employer should allow, that should be a right??

    • 姚澜
      姚澜 Hace 2 meses

      Shocking right...that tells you sth abt America

    MAX PAIN Hace 4 meses +5

    #Bernie2020 all the way

  • ElderM!llenn!al
    ElderM!llenn!al Hace 4 meses +3

    Trump's an idiot but he's a pit bull. Beta Male O'Rourke can't tie his shoes without spending the next week aplogizing about it. Trump would eat Beta for lunch in a debate just on pure attitude and absolute denial. Bernie's got bigger balls than both of them. SANDERS *2o2o*

    • Dudley Doleft's channel
      Dudley Doleft's channel Hace 4 meses +3

      I support Bernie because he has the history and the policies I want to see.
      Beto's just another pretty face.

    • Dudley Doleft's channel
      Dudley Doleft's channel Hace 4 meses +2

      POW POW:
      Alpha maleness has been scientifically debunked. Please stop using that concept, it's nonsense.
      Call Trump what he is: a bully. Don't spin it positively with invalid yet trendy terminology. He's just a bullying asshole, and not terribly bright either.

    • E Gregious
      E Gregious Hace 4 meses +2

      No, Trump is a fearful little man who cannot face the people he wants to fire.
      If you mean like a bull rutting, then, yes.

  • Disgusted In Tennessee
    Disgusted In Tennessee Hace 4 meses +1

    Greece Grease!!!

  • Britt Britt Ortiz
    Britt Britt Ortiz Hace 4 meses +1

    Andrew Yang for President 2020
    If he wins you will get $1000 a month free for life.
    Not joking. UBI ❤️

    • Britt Britt Ortiz
      Britt Britt Ortiz Hace 3 meses

      Charlie Chaplin i actually feel like its a great use of my time because even if he doesn’t win the 2020 election he still could have a chance farther down the line. More and more people are learning about him and that number will only increase in the coming months. I’d be happy with Bernie too, and if Bernie does win maybe Yang can be his VP :)

    • Charlie Chaplin
      Charlie Chaplin Hace 3 meses

      Britt Britt Ortiz the man has a zero percent chance. Not a one or two percent chance.
      Keep advocating for with no chance. Seems like a.good use.of time.
      Bernie 2020. We are gonna fucking win this time!!!!!

  • Barry Nichols
    Barry Nichols Hace 4 meses +9

    Beto numbers are incomplete. Why did it take so long to announce the total. And why no numbers of individual donations

    • Charlie Chaplin
      Charlie Chaplin Hace 3 meses +2

      Jalen Barber Nobody is making anything up. Beto is a corporate dem awash in big money contributions. Over a million from wall st; over a million from insurance companies; half a mil from big oil.
      Here man. Look at the data yourself.
      And what did wall st get for that million? A corrupt dem who voted to weaken bank regulation.
      I for one am done with corrupt corporate bought politicians.
      Bernie 2020!!!!!!!!

    • Charlie Chaplin
      Charlie Chaplin Hace 3 meses

      Jalen Barber How old are you?

    • Jalen
      Jalen Hace 3 meses

      @Charlie Chaplin you just showed your true colors. Guess what I'm going to keep supporting Beto and we are going to win the nomination, without bashing and making up things like you have. Cheers have a nice day.

    • Charlie Chaplin
      Charlie Chaplin Hace 3 meses +1

      Jalen Barber It doesn't matter of he has a "decent" size base of moron small donors...and those.people are morons...he will still have to take from the wealthy to win the nomination which will make him another bought and sold corporate dem.
      The answer is staring us in the face.
      Bernie 2020.

    • Jalen
      Jalen Hace 3 meses +1

      @Charlie Chaplin It proved what you guys were saying was wrong. Face the facts Beto has a decent small donor base. So, admit you were mistaken and move on with your day.

  • DethstruXioN ™
    DethstruXioN ™ Hace 4 meses +1

    Haha nice, i had no idea that the 2 Unlimited track 'Get Ready For This' was used so extensively in the USA.
    Fun to see the silly Dutchies make their way in sport culture over there

  • Maurício Victorino
    Maurício Victorino Hace 4 meses

    “Let’s goot to the news” 😂

  • Arnold Davis
    Arnold Davis Hace 4 meses

    No to leprechaun

  • Dany
    Dany Hace 4 meses +1

    Make fun of Pauly D all you want but Vinny was the sweetest guy in the house! hahahaha I would have dated him tbh, big old mama's boy

  • Mike Bastoni
    Mike Bastoni Hace 4 meses +2

    Trump must be scared of Biden

    • Charlie Chaplin
      Charlie Chaplin Hace 3 meses

      He should be scares of Bernie. He can beat Biden easily.

  • Benji Wyatt
    Benji Wyatt Hace 4 meses +1

    I'm clearly a low-IQ individual, because I don't get the "light a match" joke about the Big Mac...

    • Knowledge Equips
      Knowledge Equips Hace 3 meses

      It's the sulfur in the match that causes the smell to disappear. My granny kept a box of matches in the bathroom. Ole school room deodorizers. 😉

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent Hace 3 meses

      I think it’s meant to burn the smell out of the air, since fire sucks in air.

    • Benji Wyatt
      Benji Wyatt Hace 4 meses +1

      Ooh, okay. Thanks!

    • geekishgirl
      geekishgirl Hace 4 meses +2

      McDonalds gives you gas, and lighting a match is supposed to cover the smell

  • William R A Downe
    William R A Downe Hace 4 meses +1

    Beto is smoke and mirrors, just like Trump and Biden.

  • Randy Wein
    Randy Wein Hace 4 meses +17

    Trump correctly spelled IQ! Good job, Mr. Precedent.

    • fisher king
      fisher king Hace 4 meses +4

      That's because QI is waaay over his head 😁

    • S
      S Hace 4 meses +4

      Randy Wein Have trump try Intelligence Quotient 😅

  • Serge Somborac
    Serge Somborac Hace 4 meses +27

    Trump calling someone a "low IQ individual" is the epitome of the dwarf calling the midget short.

    • Serge Somborac
      Serge Somborac Hace 3 meses

      @Eric p You're entitled to your opinion, too bad it's wrong. Fool.

    • Eric p
      Eric p Hace 3 meses +1

      Serge Somborac I actually think he became president because Hillary lost Michigan and Wisconsin. Two easy states to win. And if Hillary should of been president why don’t y’all want her to run again 😂 you fool cuz no one likes her! Russia didn’t do that she did

    • Serge Somborac
      Serge Somborac Hace 3 meses

      He became President bc of Putin & it's easy to become rich when *you don't pay your fucking taxes!* **Drops mic** @Eric p

    • Kevo A
      Kevo A Hace 3 meses

      Serge Somborac how stupid do you have to be to grope children and women on camera. That's stupid but he has white privilege I guess.

    • Eric p
      Eric p Hace 3 meses

      He became president and is a billionaire and you’re neither so smarter than you lmao

  • Klelia Z.
    Klelia Z. Hace 4 meses +1

    Can anyone please explain to me the joke about Trump's children loving Greece? Like what was that about? I didn't get it...

    • Klelia Z.
      Klelia Z. Hace 4 meses +1

      @mrwascally t oh okay... yeah that's funny... thanks :D

    • mrwascally t
      mrwascally t Hace 4 meses +2

      hair back...

    • mrwascally t
      mrwascally t Hace 4 meses +3

      to slick their back.

    • Mary Lee
      Mary Lee Hace 4 meses +3

      They love grease

  • MRTN13
    MRTN13 Hace 4 meses +14

    'low-IQ' = stupid word invented by stupid people for the word stupid. But it sounds like _science_ so it makes you looks smart

    • Barefoot Prof
      Barefoot Prof Hace 3 meses

      What's your point dude and how does it fit into the conversation?

  • bjfdog
    bjfdog Hace 4 meses +3

    I am curious as to what is going to bring down Trump.

    • Charlie Chaplin
      Charlie Chaplin Hace 3 meses

      Any dem who is perceived as being willing and able to drain the swamp will crush trump.
      Bernie 2020.

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent Hace 3 meses +1

      Himself. It’s already in progress in the House with all sorts of his former employees spilling their guts at what a complete slimeball he is. 🍊🍄💩!

    • S
      S Hace 4 meses +1

      bjfdog Yes me too. But I feel it will be days and days of charges like days of endless floods to bring Trump down.

  • Eileen Farrar
    Eileen Farrar Hace 4 meses +5

    45 attacking ANYONE ELSE'S intelligence, is hilarious and insane---just like his entire presidency!!

  • Kevin Hobbs
    Kevin Hobbs Hace 4 meses +1

    Beto sucks #yanggang

    • Kevin Hobbs
      Kevin Hobbs Hace 4 meses

      @Britt Britt Ortiz He's one of the most charismatic and intelligent presidential candidates I've ever seen. Having a UBI plan with better top down tax plans would revitalize the drowning middle class.

    • Britt Britt Ortiz
      Britt Britt Ortiz Hace 4 meses +1

      Kevin Hobbs Yes! i wish he would get more coverage in the media, if more people knew about him they would love him

  • Nicholas Simonds
    Nicholas Simonds Hace 4 meses +6

    Give some coverage to Andrew Yang!

  • Natalie Stavrum
    Natalie Stavrum Hace 4 meses +2

    Allow staff to unionize?
    I don't understand: isn't that something everyone can do?
    Also: didn't quite understand the match-joke. Some help, please? :)

    • Natalie Stavrum
      Natalie Stavrum Hace 4 meses +2

      1: That's mental!
      The more I learn about the U.S. the more serious my teenage joke about it being a third world-country gets.
      2. Thank you for the answer ^^

    • blupunk01
      blupunk01 Hace 4 meses +2

      Campaign staff positions tend to be transient with crazy hours and very low pay. Most politicians including most Democrats have been resistant to the Campaign Workers Guild attempts to unionize these positions, and I can tell you from experience that even at a full time, year-round job it is exceedingly easy to crush any unionization attempts in this country.
      People sometimes light a match to cover up the smell of something particularly unpleasant they've done in the bathroom. Fast food tends to produce such unpleasantness.

  • Dave Ton
    Dave Ton Hace 4 meses +1

    Andrew Yang 2020!

    • Britt Britt Ortiz
      Britt Britt Ortiz Hace 4 meses +1

      Dave Ton YES Andrew Yang is the best candidate in my opinion

  • Sayan Mallick
    Sayan Mallick Hace 4 meses +4

    Beto was a hacker. Probably the only one with high IQ in this campaign.

    • Dudley Doleft's channel
      Dudley Doleft's channel Hace 4 meses +1

      Apparently Buttegieg knows 7 languages, one of which he learned just to read a book ( Norwegian ).
      So, he's smart.

  • Honest Opinion
    Honest Opinion Hace 4 meses +2

    Any Candidate who has not done something for the people before running for the presidency, is not qualify for the office!
    See Elizabeth Warren in action:ídeo.html
    Now you know what is going to happen if she becomes the next president!

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent Hace 3 meses +1

      Honest Opinion
      Thank you for the link. She was appropriately savage with the person before the committee.

  • pop5678eye
    pop5678eye Hace 4 meses +2

    As usual, over 90% of hate comments against democratic candidates comes not from republicans but from Sanders fanatics.

    • Charlie Chaplin
      Charlie Chaplin Hace 3 meses

      Fanatics? LOL. We want corporate money out of politics and refuse to support big donor funded shills.
      That makes us fanatics.

    • Dorian sapiens
      Dorian sapiens Hace 4 meses +1

      I don't see many, if even any, of the commenters criticizing Biden or Beto saying who they do support. So, I'm just wondering what you're basing your assumption on. Also, with more than a year until the first primary, why the heck shouldn't we be talking about what we do and don't like about these candidates? That's kind of an important part of the democratic process, don't you think?

    • Adrian Ziółkowski
      Adrian Ziółkowski Hace 4 meses

      They're all over the internet, all the comment sections, Twitter etc. Some time ago the Trump groupies were a scourge, now they are outmatched and overwhelmed by the Bernie bros. Do people only think in black and white extremes? Is the internet hivemind capable of anything other then left/right-wing fundamentalism?

  • Ganapathi Raja
    Ganapathi Raja Hace 4 meses +2

    I was hoping Seth would dance lol

  • Chris the Guy
    Chris the Guy Hace 4 meses +2

    2:09 Seth's pantomime was so perfect. 🤣

  • TheRealSneakers
    TheRealSneakers Hace 4 meses +40

    Trump calling Biden low IQ? Pot, meet Kettle.

    • Kevo A
      Kevo A Hace 3 meses

      TheRealSneakers he is low IQ how stupid does one have to be to grooe children on camera especially if hes going to run for a presidential bid .lol now that's stupid

    • Anne Bradley
      Anne Bradley Hace 3 meses

      EXACTLY. They are both Satanists. Loyal toeachother. The smoke and mirrors is to cover up their bond.

    • Barry Kaine
      Barry Kaine Hace 4 meses +3

      You're right, I think this may redefine the expression "pot calling the kettle black".
      Low IQ? Has donny met himself?